lmaoooo thank you I'm honored!!!

there's an additional joke here to be made with "Klaxon" but i'm going to go to bed instead

*choice of law and due process in aggregation voice*

shutts shutts shutts shutts shutts shutts
shutts shutts shutts shutts shutts
shutts shutts shutts shutts shutts
everybody!

its entire essence screams “broke”

moon’s pretty tn

full bolts ONLY this time, thank you Michaels

Screenshot of a text conversation. Blue text (me) sent "Is the key to getting her to text back sending shorter texts? Am I being a fucking millennial?" Grey replies "yes"

it's cold in these streets for zillennials

ok one more screenshot then my photo dump is done and i will go be soooo productive

btw his name is now Cedric, he doesn't have arthritis in that foot so it's manageable with trimming, he's not 100% sure how to be a horse but has learned to eat grass and hang out with other geldings and stick his head out of his stall! good boy, cedric ❤️

huge news

I crushed it today but I have to keep crushing it for the next two+ weeks before I get a break and idk if I have that in me

just got a good gay text and promptly fell over in the library, having a normal one

no, squadron stuff is what I feel most on top of somehow

Ooooooough huge crashout brewing

somehow, fig dragged his tail through ketchup. it has been a very stressful 15 minutes for us both as I chased him around trying to find the source of the blood.

duh

it’s feeling way too close to finals & bar season for me to be seriously tempted by new (old) games but I have been having good self control and only playing on nights like this

should I get the remastered ezio trilogy……. or keep my skyrim replay going or start a new RDR2 save? vote now on your phone

😇

listen, yeah, but also I think about pinoe using abby's broken leg as a sign to break things off more frequently than I should

y'all remember wambinoe?

good post OP

I know this one is also somehow Sophia Bush’s fault I don’t know how but I just know it is

not to be extremely parasocial but if they break up i might [redacted]

so true 🫶🏼

love isn't real???????????

jesus christ, today has totally gotten away from me

something something my own town is already DC etc

love to leave an interview knowing I AM THE PROBLEM I have learned nothing in law school and cannot speak this language 🥰🥰🥰 I am never getting a job 🥰🥰🥰🤡🤡🤡🤡🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

true, I guess I'd be mad either way bc I can't afford that even if I wanted to lmao