I ate your PLUMS and I cannot lie
I'm guilty and I won't deny
That when I found them kept in a pretty chilly place
yeah I put them in my face
and man, YUM, couldn't have enough
'Cause you know that my tum is stuffed,
But you were breakfast saving,
Your forgiveness now I'm craving

Unstoppable (2010). Choo Choo go vroom

Top three villain songs in film:

Hellfire - Hunchback of Notre Dame

Toxic Love - Ferngully

Rocky Road to Dublin - Sinners

It’s not a plot hole that Elmo has been 3 years old for 50 years. He was bitten by The Count, willingly. Elmo asked for the Dark Gift

Reporter: Do aliens exist?

Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth

Otto Schmidinger

Otto Schmidinger

Nicola Bayley

Nicola Bayley

No ICE in Minnesota bundle is live! Get Gunhouse, Hyper Gunsport, and 1,400 other things for $10 or more.
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Strong Brain Gremlin vibes

Empty sprinkles cupcake vending machine

Never forget what they took from us

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.

*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird

art from a godzilla advertisement , 1986

attn: @thelouvreof.bsky.social

Frustrated little dude gripping a pencil saying “how do I pack this down into something I can actually share?” While swirling rainbows labeled “INFINITE POTENTIAL” float around them. Little dude frowns at a tiny grey box, exclaiming “all that work for THIS?!” Little dude shoves the grey box into another little guy’s hands; Frowning, stomping off, and saying “Here you go, I made this, it sucks.” Second little dude cracks open the box, swirling rainbows project out onto their face. Second little dude stares in awe at all the swirling rainbows now floating around them.

Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑

At the

Fuck yeah

Shintaro Kago

Shintaro Kago

I see we’re doing the “Do turtles have a house inside their shells?” discourse again

Yes, of course they have a cozy little cottage with a couch and chairs. Obviously they have a hat stand. Where else would they put their fedora?

Duolingo viral advertising has gone too far

Thanks!

Thank you !

Ty!!!

My script “Animal Style” is a semifinalist in the Austin Film Festival and keeps on trucking. Gonna be attending this years fest as well. Always a good time 🎥

Fear the Old Blood 🩸🧠👁️

Reject modernity become fish

BBC News headline: Frankenstein is monster success at Venice film festival

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival