I have considered doing this

I was about to buy Death Stranding 2 since it’s out on the PC, but as soon as I opened Steam, I saw that Capcom also released a game where you’re a guy in full armor carrying around a daughter. Now I’m just confused.

FFT did but I don’t know of a FFTA remake

I wish it would get re-released

Now that Infowars is back, I hope they can find out WHERE WAS BARRACK HUSSEIN OBAMA ON 9/11

Was it a snail you knew?

Did it work

You say potato. I say potato. We’re on a cooking contest where we have to guess ingredients in a soup, and I’m disqualified for not picking a new ingredient.

I just don’t think “you’ll get nothing and like it” is a winner against “I will jail everyone that you hate”

Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

(Talking to someone after I arrange for them to sell my wares on my behalf) Girl, you understand the consignment

I was watching Pi (1998) and I looked up the soundtrack because I thought I recognized something. It turns out that I didn’t know any of the songs, and I was just recognizing the Amen Break.

The answer is Angel by Massive Attack. youtu.be/hbe3CQamF8k

That one seems pretty firmly 90s boy band territory to me

Dismayed to find out that that song is so old. I thought it was mid 2000s.

Two YouTube comments. Top one from 10 months ago says that people who think the song came out in 2009 and was ahead of its time will be shocked to find out that it came out in 1998. Bottom one says that the song was ahead of its time 16 years ago.

Guess the song

This might be controversial, but sometimes I dry myself with a towel after washing. My personal hygiene routine is idiosyncratic like that.

Chrono Figgers

Jesus Christ, Reddit

Being an artist must be nice because you literally get to invent a guy and get mad at him

I went to my local Costco and they had stopped stocking Dr. Pepper, which feels so weird because I think that the #1 purpose of Costco is selling drinks in bulk for local businesses to resell.

I prefer to believe that Linus did this personally

Chocolate and mashmellow 🤤

a cat is looking at the camera with the words what 's the move below it . ALT: a cat is looking at the camera with the words what 's the move below it .

Bb4+

I don’t even know my own handwriting anymore. All I know is my DocuSign signature.

Why can’t they just be normal

Dudes out here getting foreverially delitized 😪

Whoa nice test

Y’all are lucky that bsky was down because it stopped me from posting this

You’re mom XD

Does anyone have a lint roller I could borrow