"No packet is going to tell ME what not to eat!!"

Cuddly kibby 🥰

Aposematism in the form of eyeglasses.

Aposematism in the form of eyeglasses.

by the year 2035 there will only be two movies released a year. an a24 film called How to Solve The Equation of Me starring michael cera as a talking llama who represents guilt and shame. also there's Avengers X Star Wars: Gumby vs The Boards of Canada. every person on earth has a cameo

Can it go over a hill without snapping in half?

💯 to all of what Ghost Planet said! That A.I.sshole can fuck all the way off!

Maxmaxxing is a scam by big big to sell you more more

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I'll 86 ... anyone who spells "aisle" that way.

NICE FUKCIN' WEBSITE

"Petition denied; disbarred" is going in my lexicon.

They're already breaking out the June 7 decor??

(Also, I'm considering buying these so I can send them certified mail to the Seuss estate and the Walt Disney Company.)

Are these the Cruel Shoes that Steve Martin warned us about? /s

I understood that reference!

My "Not Saying Trump is the Antichrist" t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt.

Fun fact, it's 25th Amendment either way! Section 4 of that amendment is "the VP and cabinet can say the prez is cooked," and section 1 covers "the other thing."

Fortunately for both of you, I offer a complimentary bacon removal service.

Dirty Day YouTube video by U2 - Topic

youtu.be/y9yOBQc_Jd8

So, that's why they close the doors an hour early -- to give everyone an extra hour in the ball pit!

That, and the audacity to refer to both Genesis and fairy tales in the same sentence and insist they have nothing to do with each other.

Type in "friends@foxnews.com" and click OK.

*extremely eleanor rigby voice*

A limerick:

It's hard to maintain my aplomb
When every month there's a pogrom
And
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A limerick:

It's hard to maintain my aplomb
When every month there's a pogrom
And

At the Oval Office door, no less!

Steamed Hams but it's a German Expressionist Film YouTube video by Tyrone Deise

lol this is a funny variation

#TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.”. youtu.be/Jsof0cwFPY0

It is. :)

What else can you do, go without wax fruit??
Gotta get that wax fruit.
Wax fruit.
Wa frui.
Wa rui.
a ri.
ai.