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This is truly insane
Girl - time present and time past
Are both perhaps present in time future,
And time future contained in time past.
If all time is eternally present, all time is unredeemable, hunty!
[Snaps fingers]
You need this thread, and you need the alt text.
This is a real low point for Australian govt hysteria rn. The butt-kissing gutlessness is sickening. 🤮
I truly hate when little Right Wing Hitler youth open their mouths and give opinions in their over sized fake glasses, that they think will make them seem smart ,on things they know nothing about.
But listen to a real farmer rip her apart.
More of you need to learn that there is nothing to be gained by responding to racism with fact checking. The only reasonable response to racism is "shut the fuck up you stupid cunt".
This is a thread of small behavioral changes that have changed my life, feel free to chime in with yours:
Not once in the 80s, 90s or 00s do I recall a politician urging the public to embrace email, mobile phones, texting, two factor authentication, online banking, air fryers, or to replace all their cassette collection with a CD collection.
So forgive me if I smell a rat.
Christ almighty, AI robots to help people with dementia!? Elderly people who are lonely? Or using AI as a “digital scribe for note-taking and documentation, multilingual communication supports and tools to help with clinical assessments of patients.”
What a nightmare scenario.
Are you adequately prepared to rock? Happy 73rd to Aussie rocker, activist and politician Peter Garrett. He was one of the most mesmerizing live performers of his time, and this one of the great bangers of all time.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Vg4...
An orange and white cat with his back legs on a cat tree and his front legs on a window as he stares at birds that need slaughtering.
Beware of the mighty window hunter. He will look at you very intently. You might not survive.
“They found an estimated slowdown of 42% to 58% in 2100, a level almost certain to end in collapse.”
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
youtube.com/shorts/Q70J0...
BREAKING: In just the 16 months since Trump was reelected, the collective fortune of billionaires has grown by $1.96 trillion.
More than half of that growth comes from just the top 15 billionaires, who alone grew their collective wealth by over $1 trillion.
100% what happened 👇
I've highlighted the potential conflict with China here, but it's also true that the blockade potentially puts the US at odds with India, which it has been trying to court as a security partner vis-a-vis China.
Orban concedes defeat. The support of Trump, Vance, Putin, Lavrov, Weidel, Milei, Le Pen, Fico, Babis and many others could not overcome Hungarian anger at a stagnant, corrupt regime
www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
The Trump Administration Is in a Psychotic State www.nytimes.com/2026/04/10/o...
“As we step inside, the smell matures quickly from a seaside pong to a meaty fug which opens up the nostrils” #GloriousSydney www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
I think it's super that the president of the United States is a dementia-ravaged diva who swings wildly from threatening to wipe out an entire civilization to rambling publicly about how the executive producers of "Hart to Hart" were extremely rude to him at Spago in 1983.
I've been a music fan and reviewer for decades, but you remember that time you heard a song and it absolutely floored you?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cl5F...
"The day began with Donald Trump warning a 'whole civilization' of 90 million Iranians could die,"
"It ended with the world — after tense hours fearfully hanging on his every outburst — trying to understand his climbdown." | Analysis https://cnn.it/3Q6MGwr
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A shower with an option for "heater" and for temperature. All pretty standard. However, there is also an option for "eels."
My shower in Malaysia has an option I don't really want to try
Someone asked for an app to point your camera at a color and find matches. Cool. Here.
BUT ALSO: I'm colorblind and never thought to make this for myself! Save colors ("new paint," "mom's fave"), get colorblind-friendly complements, simulate what you see vs. what others see. Legit using this daily.