I’ll eat just about anything if it tastes good.

Yes, but only the bigliest best mattress you’ve ever seen, believe me.

I had never really thought about it until my kid started complaining about it from the back seat, and now I can’t unsee them.

I love their name, but my favorite will always be the 1980’s interpretation of the iguanodon. 👍👍

Our kid is the only one in the household that will “please and thank you” the voice assistant, and always does so when I don’t.

My first guess was “two story outhouse” but I think it’s some kind of periscope.

Sorry to snitch tag, but I think we should bring this to the attention of someone in a position to do something about that.

@levin.house.gov

Ooh, wait, I just thought of another path that would be even funnier.

I wonder if JD Vance is starting to realize that he has one single path to become president, but only if he has the courage to do what’s right.

The alt-text did not disappoint.

It's on my shopping list for this week. I imagine it's on a lot of shopping lists this week.

Holy cow, playing it was pretty trippy but stopping and doing something else was *really* trippy.

The fact that he said he’s not going to use a nuke means he’s seriously considering it, right?

Maybe not everyone is 12.

@andrewcremeans.bsky.social has told me lots of stories about the poster gigs and most of it sounds awesome right up until the point that you have to sell them, then it doesn’t sound fun at all.

Sorry to snitch tag, but we should really tell someone who is in a position to actually do something about this.

@warren.senate.gov

That’s a little on the nose.

12mpg, nice!

I kinda like the idea of swapping back and forth between B and C.

She is absolutely going to run for governor.

"April fools!"

I’m glad everyone proved me wrong.

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A white SUV sitting on the side of a dirt road with its rear hatch open. Sitting in the hatch is @chieflotsahair.bsky.social and our child, who has their face obscured. The sky is blue and filled with wispy clouds.

Artemis II peeking between clouds, a giant flame trailed by smoke

We grabbed some Publix subs and tailgated the launch, as one does. Godspeed, Artemis II.

Aw.

I am absolutely getting the Tier 2 package this instant.

There’s a lot going on.

The SLS they are launching on has more power than a Saturn V! Four human beings are going to fly around the moon and back! Even people who live here are like “oh, is that this week?”

We’re getting Publix subs and tailgating it from a hill down the road.

I honestly can't wait for the speech, it's going to be amazing
ly bad.

Feels weird that nobody seems to be excited that there’s a fucking MANNED MISSION TO THE MOON launching tomorrow.

Is it okay to kink shame, just this once, as a treat?