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Posts by Andrew (Arfur) Clarke
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2️⃣0️⃣ Something hard to lift
The Human League | Empire State Human | Reproduction | 1979
🎶With concentration
My size increased
And now I'm fourteen stories high
(At least)
Empire State human
Just a bored kid
I'll go to Egypt to be
The pyramids🎶
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*a couple of digestive biscuits on a side plate. 🙄
Bluesky moderation thinks this album cover which has a surreal painting of giant penguins alongside penguin-headed human beings is "sexually suggestive". It's the Penguin Cafe Orchestra! It's about as sexually suggestive as a cup of tea with a couple of digetsive biscuits a side plate.
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1️⃣9️⃣ Found in a music shop
Penguin Cafe Orchestra | Music For A Found Harmonium | Broadcasting From Home | 1984
A former staple of background music
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And not even that consolation. `We're definitely flirting with the drop. Again
bollox bollox bollox. at least Exeter are also losing
An equalizer at last. TFFT. #COYD
Peter Kay on stage
'oo remembers pagers?
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1️⃣8️⃣ A messy food
Robyn Archer | Baby Food | ABC Kids ONE (v/a) | 1989
My first exposure to Robyn was her album of Brecht + Weill songs, and this (children's) ballad would fit right in
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I'm old enough to remember when mobile phones were THIS BIG. Having one meant you were a tosser, due to performative use in public. Dom Joly built a career out of that one observation.
Heaven is a place on earth
Book of Belinda 2:17
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... although the use of Touch Sensitive to flog the Vauxhall Corsa is still my favourite WTF advert music choice #FallFriday
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yeah, it's a bit weird
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1️⃣7️⃣ An appliance
The Echo Valley Boys | Wash Machine Boogie | single | 1957
@shirleystrange.bsky.social has already posted Joy Division Oven Gloves so going with my backup pick
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I wonder if this is where Hawkwind got the idea?
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1️⃣6️⃣ A hated* fruit or vegetable
Macka B | Cucumber | single | 2017
Rhythmical and educational. Oh yes, also the only clean song called Cucumber (probably).
*I don't hate cucumber but it hates me
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1️⃣5️⃣ Body Part
Future Sound Of London | Far-Out Son Of Lung & The Ramblings Of A Madman | Far-Out Son Of Lung & The Ramblings Of A Madman EP | 1995
Lights out for the territory!
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You made that up
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1️⃣4️⃣ Something You Read
Hocus Pocus | Beautiful Losers ft Alice Russell | 16 Pièces | 2010
A French jazz / hiphop outfit, nevertheless I'm sure this song is about the Leonard Cohen novel
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1️⃣3️⃣ It makes you dirty
Ray Charles | Mississippi Mud | Welcome to Soulville | 1960
A Monday m̶o̶r̶n̶i̶n̶g̶ evening treat
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Mar-A-Lago us the new Avignon
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1️⃣2️⃣ Something sticky
M Roger Holland II & Honey From The Rock Choir | Honey From The Rock | Honey From The Rock Vol 1 & 2 | 2016
AMay your day be full of sweetness and rest.
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Hmmm, this sounds interesting. 2 out of three for me too: lacking the glacier
The mechanics of the game seem a bit too like real life: instead of Hit Points you have Will To Live, which starts at 100% but the rules assure us "that won't last".
Also, the three possible outcomes of an action are ranked OK, Ho-Hum and FFS. Can relate.
The cover of two (of six) zines. WOMEN'S WORK, which has drawing of a Grecian type urn on its cover, and UPWARDS (VIEW FROM A TRAIN) which sports a drawing of some electricity pylons in a rural landscape
The covet of CROYDON SPACEPORT MISSION CONTROL which features the famous MLA Tower in blue and purple, and the subtitle A SOLO JOURNALLING GAME OF MUNICIPAL BUREAUCRACY
The postie also brought me a package from @colossive.com . Some of their excellent cartographies (small zines folded in a special way) and the CROYDON SPACEPORT MISSION CONTROL rpg
A cardboard CD sleeve with a picture of willow trees in muted oranges and browns
tbh I wasn't sure which CD this was until O flipped over the packet and saw this sticker. The sign which promises sonic delights
Today has been a good day for high weirdness by mail.
First of all, there's Salix, the new offering from @loulayorke.bsky.social . Top-notch drones, which have been helpful today, because I've been trying to write an essay 😬
Premier Leagure score for Saturday 11 April 2026 (screenshotted from the Guardian). FT Arsenal 1 - 2 AFC Bournemouth
A few weeks ago Arsenal were on for the quadruple. Now it's more-than-fanciful that the only prize they will get this season is the relegation of Spurs. Maybe not even that.