Sorry, Knicks fans. It’s harder to be a Laker fan. My latest for @latimes explains why. www.latimes.com/lifestyle/image/story/20...

My latest for @latimes is CONTROVERSIAL, so strap in.

Yes, we’re talking about jorts.

www.latimes.com/lifestyle/image/story/20...

Seeing Gran Turismo in 4DX as God intended

Can’t think of better people to normalize being being pansexual than me and Wayne Brady.

Oh my way to the Tango & Cash premiere in Westwood. Hoping to get some face time with Sly.

Read any good indictments lately?

It’s that time again.

In the style of The Rolling Stones:

🎶Under my bum🎶

You ok bud?

One major concession the studios need to make to end these strikes is to take the beets out of the McCarthy Salad at the Polo Lounge.

when you’ve got FIRE WALK WITH ME on in the background and “the pink room” hits the soundtrack

Good point

It’s almost my birthday, aka the one-year anniversary of the time a woman told me on our third date that I had to pay for a trip to Las Vegas so she could see Usher.

TICKETS come on now Los Angeles

Hey I do this show called Varietopia and this video explains what it is. Come see it in Los Angeles this Sunday at 7pm. www.tumblr.com/paulftompkins/7220302507...

@scottwampler.bsky.social this you and me

Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals.

Movies!

My delivery is here

people who are scared to rebuild their following from scratch on a new social media site wouldnt survive a dayshift at waffle house

You know shit is fully fucked on Twitter because I’m getting Facebook friend requests again.

Yeah, that man has no master plan.

My newsletter, How (Not) to Be a Man is back with a screed about how much I hate hoodies. And how miserable I was wearing a hoodie to a bar recently. daveschilling.substack.com/p/how-not-to-wear-a-hood...

When things are going great

Oh hell yeah

What a sad day for Twitter to be broken

Checking in on my friends here on Bluesky. What have I missed?

He’s never wrong

Mornings. Used to be a nighttime guy, but I’m old and need sleep.

TNT randomly added a third night of famously non-union pro wrestling to its schedule last month.

I guess they will have to find another, more insidious way to cheat going forward.