Name it Jorts. Bring it into work.

One of your coworkers will take care* of it.

*Butter it and/or try to make it escape trash bins

… tickle

A clear bottle of French's Dijon mustard. Some of the mustard has fallen out of the lid/spout and looks like an cut penis head. Because my emotional age is essentially 12, I needed to share this

Apparently my mustard is happy to see me

*Insert Grey Poupon joke here*

*Waving from the lobby of the NAC*

The NAC Theatre stage, with large blocks on it in front of large red curtains. Above the blocks is a sign hanging on the curtains that reads Canadian Improv Games

At the CIG alumni Homecoming show. Tonight is the 49th annual National finals. If you've ever played, consider filling out the Alumni survey at improv.ca

Sticky Table Header, Footer & Columns ...

Oooo. I have an experiment for sticky table layout:
codepen.io/AtomicNoggin...

He's been sentenced to 7 years of al-denteured servitude.

It's the lack of micro plastics and leaded gasoline.

Its blocked in my region (Hintonburg)

It definitely involves a brick. And when we find it, it'll be a laugh riot

I woke up missing my limbs

Winnipeggers will be devastated

74.5% genuine personhood apparently.

@realfollowers.bsky.social

Standing in line to pick up prescriptions behind a guy whose last name is spelled N I G R O.

That, my friends, is a load-bearing letter I.

Zesty Italian Never Calls on Their Birthday

Maybe I should chuck some hyphens in there.

Bob and Doug McKenzie - Strange Brew Clip #21 YouTube video by 6482jdmcksw

"Remind me to pay his bill, eh?"

It's the dog's little "Wait. Lemme get a toy to show you" manoeuvre that makes this interaction

I think I'll have the …
Ummm…
*Stands up & raises cutlery roll over my head*

Moooooons Overrrrrrrr
*Thunder & Lightning*
MYYYY HAAAAAAAMMMMMMYYYYY

My _________ went to the moon and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

Hey chat. Who follows me and is going to see Cake in Toronto May 28?
I think we need to start coordinating

They take salt and vinegar, which are clearly meant for potato chips, and soak cucumbers in them instead.

Per my last RT: "Remorse shaped phrases" is a perfect term.

This is a thing I've had to deal with a lot, people will say about a guy I reported on "oh well at least he apologized." In all cases, the guy Did. Not. Apologize. Sometimes they've used what I call "remorse-shaped phrases" that are not & never were actual apologies. Which seem to always get a pass🙃

serena’s got us

With the exact same super sun burnt woman wandering around in the background