It do be like that 😂

President's a pedophile but my tips (from my legal, safe, sane, consensual porn business) get taxed and bundled with "illegal activity" for some reason. Cool.

omg capitalism is soooooo great!

In Ancient Hawaiʻi, everyone was forbidden from working for four months in a row (Makahiki). They were required to instead rest, play sports, dance, eat, and socialize.

80%+ of Hawaiians were murdered via infectious disease spread by colonizers.

January on my p site! This and more than 800 post for u for just 3 ;) patreon.com/fabssdaf

The weirdest thing about Americans is how many of them think their laws apply to every person in the world.
But they're certain other countries' laws don't apply to them.

Happy New Year fuckers ✌️
(And fucker-adjacents 😜)
🎊

Hypothetically speaking if I was teething and needed help with something to nibble on...

So I'm almost out of Christmas cheer...

But I do have some Christmas cream in reserve 🍦💦 😏

Think he needs more festive bows, and more tongue... And maybe some candy canes 😏

Almost worth the 2.5 business days it will take to get untangled 🎄

... Need a hand(s)...?

Spittin' on that dick directly after dinner so it taste like good ragu 👨‍🍳

Stretching in front of an open fire kinda evening 🔥

#cozy #toastedbuns #roastednuts

You can always ask for some proper attention in that department 😏

Jingle all the puss

Too full 😏?

Mmm looking tasty wrapped up in gear... Imagine that and servicing sirs feet as it awaits permission to open wide for a sticky treat...

Everybody got cheekbones dude, try some tmj work or face/neck/shoulder massage if you reckon they aren't defined enough, might be something there that helps 😉

a group of men are pulling a rope and one of them says pull ALT: a group of men are pulling a rope and one of them says pull

I will but first...

Getting back into working out with a focus on addressing musculoskeletal imbalances from an old foot injury and some nasty childhood trauma 🦴 Did you know that chronic stress mixed with looking down a lots of in a fixed position CAN LITERALLY FUCK UP HOW YOU BREATHE???

I didn't until recently 😂

Forgot I had a paper cut until I jerked off 💀

... Worth it

Elsa 😮☃️...?

Shoulder pain 😂

A nibble...

Buy the good food colouring gels and you best be prepared to pay for that decision for YEARS 😂😂

a black and white photo of a woman covering her face with her hand .. ALT: a black and white photo of a woman covering her face with her hand ..

I bought whole milk yesterday for the first time and now THIS!!!

Big Dairy is at it again

Almost too handsome to say no to 😏 almost...

a woman in a white dress is singing into a microphone on a stage while a man plays a guitar . ALT: a woman in a white dress is singing into a microphone on a stage while a man plays a guitar .

Everybody scream ...

That's all..

Do it you hole 😈

#realmusic

Having a stressful time recently and would love some tlc to help me sleep better 😏
Wanna lend a hole?

I have other ways for you to spend your money 😜
(Yu-Gi-Oh card collecting is the real shadow realm 😂)

May the inhumane cretins attacking refugees and IPAS centres on this supposedly "welcoming" nation please find less shitty & destructive uses for your time.

Go read some books
Go learn a skill
Go volunteer in your community
Go get some therapy

Your racism & violence is disgusting!