Be careful out there tomorrow ladies

The average child could learn the language of Chaucer, Milton the poetry of Tennyson and Shakespeare in short order.

We’ve decided to put our children in illiterate insane asylums instead of bothering with the difficult task of educating them though 🤷‍♂️

Prolly

Dammit true

It’s a good start

Iykyk

Eat more eggs and tubers

Less flour and sugar

Gm Americans

Winning

AI will become real intelligence when the number 7 realizes it’s alive 🤷‍♂️

WTH happened around 1971 anyway 🤷‍♀️

lol good argument for jr high I guess 🤷‍♂️

“Love is love” is sophistry with no limiting principle

Grow up

I never mentioned adoption which should be in cases of disaster and for couples that most resemble a biological set of parents if Darwinian theory has any merit 🤷‍♂️

I’d be disappointed if my son decided his sexual pleasure was more important than passing on our genes and what we taught him 🤷‍♂️

Maybe it would be all my fault but it would still be a huge slap in the face to those who raised him if he didn’t want to emulate them.

Love is too young to know what conscience is

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There is no snooze button for the early morning sound of your dog retching 🤦‍♀️

Last boyfriend too I suspect

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Gm. I will probably die trying to pet something I should absolutely not try to pet

Here’s their board of directors 😂

lol Costco board of directors

Unbelievable how many viruses have just been waiting for a Trump presidency 🥵

Source please

Most churches in my town fly rainbow flags now.

Homosexuality has become become very popular and I’m convinced Hollywood has led the clergy to this new enlightenment ❤️

Dammit guys!

I see modernity holistically

They’ll never get modern art 🤦‍♀️

Iykyk

Zealotry is underrated ❤️

lol okay