#InvisibleFriends and #TalkingSnakes is the ONLY way they leave the Cult of Shitler because they can delude themselves into thinking they were misled by powers beyond their control. Works for me.
I'm actually going to spend 30 seconds today being grateful for the non-analytical thinkers who are so easily manipulated into believing in #InvisibleFriends and #TalkingSnakes.
Annnnd... done.
There is only ONE single benefit of the Shitler administration; they are singlehandedly exposing the blatantly obvious absurdity of religion. Bullshitters gonna bullshit.
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Oddly, no drag queens nor kings were involved.
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And the unicorns! Don't forget the unicorns!
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The church is gonna need more of your donations. #InvisibleFriends #TalkingSnakes
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It kinda amazes me that *this* is still the argument of choice here. Talk about low hanging fruit 🍎
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"Some."
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Ooh, good question... I suppose yes – and then – no! They're microscopic for most of their life cycle, but with a distinctive plasmodial stage that is often visible to the naked eye.
Thanks for reading #InvisibleFriends!
Yes, it's Covid that caused the church's decline and not the clergy *endlessly* sexually abusing children. Good call.
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And until she does I'm gonna peg the widow, just like Jesus would do.
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It's all a scam and always has been.
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Just like Jesus would do.
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Guess which side the atheists are on, then guess which side the evangelicals are on.
::drops mic::
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#InvisibleFriends. Probably not so much #TalkingSnakes, but you get the idea... I'm sure there's an equivalent.
Just their sanity.
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Because if they believe in Shitler, why TF wouldn't they also believe in #InvisibleFriends and #TalkingSnakes?
Does Heaven have a complaint department? I'd like to have a word.
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So, are they all gone yet?
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Well now, Saint Pikachu might make it worth rethinking how fucking ridiculous religion is, amirite?
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Because RELIGION.
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"Perhaps the most famous 'holy relic' is the Shroud of Turin... it was likely created as an artistic representation or a medieval work of art. It was certainly never draped around an actual body."
Aw, another fairytale obliterated by science. Think that's #666,666.
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Because RELIGION.
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Because RELIGION.
Wondering if dismembering a journalist falls under "Islamic moral code."
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"I am covered in shame."
Now exactly which institutions are infamous for shaming and ostracizing people for simply being them, hmm?
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Just like Jesus would do, eh?
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W: "Why didn't god stop the shooting?" M: "Because god doesn't exist. Engage with reality and fix your fucking gun laws."