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Two kids screaming, one principal quietly reconsidering his entire career path.
#CalvinandHobbes #AdultingIsHard
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First grade and already worried about her academic transcript. Susie was built differently.
#CalvinandHobbes #Overachiever
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Be prepared means something different to everyone. For these two it means comics and zero snacks.
#CalvinandHobbes #Survival
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I remember that sense of dread as the summer holidays wore down to their last days. It wasn’t that I hated school—I was pretty good at it. But I hated the loss of freedom more.
#School #CalvinAndHobbes
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Susie wrote a letter to her congressman. Calvin brought dead bugs so Mom didn’t have to pack lunch. Two very different kids.
#CalvinandHobbes #ShowAndTell
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Call it what you like. Hobbes already knows where he’s going and he’s made peace with it.
#CalvinandHobbes #DeepThoughts
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Against my religious principles. It’s worth a shot. Honestly a more creative answer than most people would think of under pressure.
#CalvinandHobbes #BigBrainMoves
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Called on for the book report. Spaceman Spiff coolly drew his death ray blaster instead. Understandable response.
#CalvinandHobbes #SchoolDaze
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Hobbes described love as your brain shorting out, your mouth babbling nonsense, and sweating profusely until she leaves. Medically speaking, he’s not wrong.
#CalvinandHobbes #Relationships
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Searched for human sacrifice. Found Dad. Got scolded for drooling. Not the hunt he imagined.
#CalvinandHobbes
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Redheads. Green eyes. Long whiskers. Calvin changed the subject but Hobbes didn’t need to say another word 😅
#CalvinandHobbes #SelfAware
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Asked what it was like. Did not expect a demonstration. Definitely not ready for the fuzz.
#CalvinandHobbes #TooSoon
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Ask a simple question, lose your TV privileges. Some doors are better left unopened.
#CalvinandHobbes #LearnedTheHardWay
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Tell a kid their vegetables will turn them into a mutant and suddenly the plate is clean. Parenting is just marketing.
#CalvinandHobbes #ParentingHacks
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Brave explorer to MOMMMYYY in about four seconds flat. We’ve all been there.
#CalvinandHobbes #NeverGrowUp
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The real question isn’t where we go. It’s whether the answer changes based on how you lived.
#CalvinandHobbes #DeepThoughts
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Six years old and already engineering disasters for fun. Some people never grow out of this.
#CalvinandHobbes #BornChaotic
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