“Can I watch?” 😭 #dtfstlouis
Caught up on #DTFStLouis and I am enjoying it. Definitely lots of twists and turns, and I can't wait to see where the last two episodes go.
I went into this show thinking the men were gonna be creeps but now by episode 4 I actually feel for Floyd. He seems like a nice guy. #DTFStLouis
#DTFStLouis 😂😂
Joy Sunday in DTF St. Louis Caption: "That's where all the dildos go."
a hand holding a notepad with "AP LC" written on it
EASILY the funniest people on this show #DTFStLouis
David Harbour looking into the fish eye lens of a camera as he and Jason Bateman ride recumbent bikes down a suburban street
This show is a fever dream 😭 #DTFStLouis
I'm a couple episodes behind so it's time to catch up on #DTFStLouis! I hope we finally find out about David Harbour's fucked up penis.
FLOYD: Her first husband was a real fucking asshole.
CLARK: Oh man…
#DTFStLouis
Sealed conviction…
Floyd Raymond and Clark Raymond…
#DTFStLouis =)
FLOYD: Batman…fights…for everyone.
#DTFStLouis 🤟🏽
“Cut yourself free from it. Protect yourself & thrive. Now plan, execute, master the conditions of your life.”
#DTFStLouis
“Swearing at surprising moments can help w conversation dominance. LIFE CHAMPIONS, concluded. Congratulations. You are now equipped to make a comprehensive assessment of where the value is in your surroundings. Go out & identify the dead weight in your life…”
#DTFStLouis 105 #TV
ok, theory on #dtfstlouis. Carol found out Floyd kissed a man, maybe through pillow talking with Clark. Carol then believes Floyd wanting to include Clark was little gay. Her sealed conviction is a hate crime. She wants to see him dead for humiliating her. Somehow her weird son is on the bike
Movie TV Tech Geeks #TVNews #DTFStLouis #StrangerThings #Thriller HBO’s ‘The Pitt’ Season 2 Put on Life Support by a Surprising Crime Thriller
MODERN❤️: All along the wall, PO Boxes. Now, do u ever wonder why all these normal ppl who have homes out here need all these PO Boxes?
It’s for privacy. That’s where all the dildos go, sir…& other…Yeah, y’know, u get it…
JODIE: Yes. That’s where all the dildos go.
M❤️: Mail Boxes Etc.
#DTFStLouis
A P
L C
#DTFStLouis =)
MODERN LOVE: It was his left.
HOMER: Left cheek?
MODERN LOVE: At some point, the tasks get harder, like algebra, chemistry, whatever. But there’s no more recess. It’s gone.
Y’know, they don’t even tell you. It’s just gone.
& it never comes back.
I guess I just want to fuck around w somebody sometimes, every now & then.
#DTFStLouis
HOMER: It’s crazy. French kissing a guy out by your car b/c you’re polite?
JODIE: Because you’re wonderful.
He said wonderful.
#DTFStLouis =)
HOMER: I have three keys here that are unknown, even to me. Old keys. I don’t know what they do, but I keep them because they used to open something in my life. And, y’know, what if I have to open that thing again?
Unknowns are a part of keychains. Unknowns are a part of life.
#DTFStLouis 🔑 =)
CLARK: There we go. Gonna leave you…leave you enough for flavor. 🥓
FLOYD: Hey. Thank you, man.
C: Yeah. Left enough for flavor.
F: Wow. Nobody’s ever—I mean, Carol, but like nobody’s ever cared enough to shake the bacon off my sandwich but leave enough for flavor.
#DTFStLouis 104 #TV =)
Taking sick pleasure in watching David Harbour get cucked on #DTFStLouis after the Lily Allen shit
CAROL: I don’t want to know about, ok?
For serious.
Say “for serious”.
CLARK: For serious.
CAROL: You look so cute.
#DTFStLouis
CLARK: Like the sun when you’re cold… Like…water, when you really need water.
HOMER: I don’t understand. Uh, like sex?
CLARK: No. Or, like… I loved Floyd.
JODIE: You didn’t love her like that.
CLARK: No way.
#DTFStLouis
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HOMER: Frenched a guy out of kindness.
CLARK: That’s what it was. Floyd was kind. And wonderful.
#DTFStLouis
K-12-T-X
#DTFStLouis
CAROL: Oh, fuck yeah! It IS that sex robot that I ordered.
CLARK: Activate me.
#DTFStLouis =)
MODERN LOVE: No one’s normal. Just looks that way from across the street.
#DTFStLouis =)
JODIE: You like to be controlled.
#DTFStLouis
Hrm. Clark commanded to set up Floyd?
Huh. What happened to Carol’s first husband, son’s father?
JODIE: She lied to him.
HOMER: Jodie. Suburban affair, suburban lie. People lie about common interests at the beginning of relationships. That’s how relationships are formed.
#DTFStLouis 103 #TV =)