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Can't get heat maps for some reason but I thought Foden was so redundant

Dropped in deep and right to do donkey work his team mates could probably have dealt with

If you're cynical you could say that's a way of looking busy to the manager whilst avoiding creative responsibility

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FT #England 1-1 #Uruguay | It finishes all square at Wembley Stadium #ENGURU

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James Garner's stats for England against Uruguay:

Minutes - 69
Touches - 59
Successful passes - 37
Successful crosses - 3
Chances created - 4
Pass accuracy - 93%
Ground duels won - 6
Successful tackles - 5
Recoveries - 4
Interceptions - 1

#EFC #ENGURU

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I don't know who needs to know this, maybe people who have been made to sit through #enguru by a family member, but on ITV4 World Heavyweight Champion Apollo Creed has just agreed to fight unknown journeyman Rocky Balboa. Most think an easy night for Creed, but I'm not so sure.

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Dearie me. Just grim. VAR popping in and out as it fancies. 2 yellow cards and still on the pitch. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

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Everything in the #ENGURU game highlighting why Iโ€™m no fan of international football. Slow, ponderous performance, bizarre refereeing, awful shithouse opponent alternately kicking and stamping and diving and whining, devoid of ideas, moaning commentators more interested in banter than football

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Palmer needs to feel like the main man and when he does that's when we see greatness

His situation at Chelsea hasn't enabled that. The team that bases everything around him will have a very nice next ten years

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๐Ÿ”š FULLTIME

๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ England 1-1 Uruguay ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡พ

โ–ช๏ธ England got robbed in the last minute.

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I see that Sven Jablonskiโ€™s Wikipedia page is already a complete bin fire #enguru

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We couldโ€™ve skipped the first 90 minutes and just had the 7+ minutes of added time, as thatโ€™s where all the excitement was.
๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡พโšฝ๏ธ #ENGURU

Two consecutive nights of disappointing international football on our tellyboxes. Hey ho. Bring on Japan next week! ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต

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โ€œThereโ€™s a lot to talk aboutโ€ says Sam Matterface. There really isnโ€™t. #enguru

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You want tedious? Iโ€™ll show you tedious. Wembley, the place that flair forgot โ€ฆ.

Rubbish game, rubbish skills, rubbish officiating โ€ฆ should have watched Death in Paradise

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I was saying Boo-en White.

I was saying Boo-en White.

England Fans:

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Darwin Nunez on the ball, barn doors everywhere rest easy.
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A festival of football and no mistake.

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Oh no. Ben White giveth, Ben White taketh away. A VAR review has rewarded Uruguay a penalty in stoppage time for that late challenge.

And Valverde beats James Trafford from the spot. 1-1. #ENGURU

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What a farce #enguru #cheating

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Uruguay playing with 12 men when they should be down to 10.
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So no red card for a possible leg-breaker on Foden, no red card for 2 yellows given to Ugarte, but that's a penalty? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ #ENGURU

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Ben Shite, more like!

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Utterly awful watch. #enguru

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Valverde equalises from the spot in added time after White concedes a penalty #ENGURU 1-1

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Ok, these officials are an absolute joke. Fucking hell #ENGURU

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And then a few minutes after that....
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Well itโ€™s nice to know that refs arenโ€™t just shit in the Championship?

That wasnโ€™t a penalty in a million years.

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Is an absolute joke of a game - with a simply unbelievable ๐Ÿคก with a whistle

Goodnight

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Old school play-acting and an incredibly shit referee. I love a football friendly, me. #ENGURU

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This referee is incompetent.

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#ENGURU What a bloody farce

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Heartwarming to see Manuel Ugarte playing as shit for Uruguay as he does for Man United!

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