The more I think about him, the more I like Danny. Firstly at the Bucks night he was really complimentary to all the other guys, & since then he really cheerleads them when they have spoken about insecurities. Not to mention defending Joel for having a Teddy, & standing up to Gia. #MAFSAU #MAFSAUS

#MAFSAUS @mandy-mutts.bsky.social a man with a teddy bear

Wow, imagine being told off by Mel on #MAFSAU #MAFSAUS Juliette seems like she has lost her mind. We miss you Mel.

What tf is Juliette on?? #MAFSAU #MAFSAUS

Jayz the women this year on #MAFSAus

Now we have Juliette who is just a nasty piece of work. Presumably well matched to Gia then.

Juliette seems so mean. I mean it seems such an over-reaction to a video he did playing drums with dildos! #MAFSAU #MAFSAUS

I really feel Steven is trying to convince himself with everything he says, more than anyone else. #MAFSAU #MAFSAUS

Tyson is so fucking weird. He doesn’t know the difference between tea & coffee; he doesn’t have any female friends at his wedding; he takes his new Aryan wife for an lovely (Austrian) schnitzel date, to talk about his Brazilian (?) ex, who he ‘potentially’ still loves! #MAFSAU #MAFSAUS

#MAFSAus Juliet gets the ick with Joel after seeing his dildo drumming video.
In his defence he tells her it was slapstick comedy.
Then he tells her something she doesn't know about him, that he dropped out of music college.

There's a common thread here.

I love Grayson!! I love his reactions to everyone! #MAFSAU #MAFSAUS

Scott, if you have to tell people how ‘extra’ you & Gia are, you aren’t ‘extra’. #MAFSAU #MAFSAUS

Geez, Bec is mentally floundering!! #MAFSAU #MAFSAUS

And just when you think #mafsaus can't get any worse they introduce 4 more bat shit crazy uns!! 🙄😬😂.

Just think. If #mafsaus actually chose normal, nice people to go on the programme their success rate would probably be really good.

I cannot believe Tyson’s first wife lived with him for a whole year before she couldn’t bear him anymore! #MAFSAU #MAFSAUS

UK just meeting MAGA Tyson who I feel would prefer Andrew Tate in his bed than Steph, despite his outburst of not being able to suffer Gay men. #MAFSAus

The Teddy is the least of her problems right now. #MAFSAU #MAFSAUS

It’s ‘Married’ at first sight Tyson, not submissive maid at first sight. #MAFSAU #MAFSAUS

You got ‘woke’ vibes from her, Tyson?! Is it because she isn’t wearing a Handmaid’s tale outfit to walk down the aisle?! #MAFSAU #MAFSAUS

Is anyone seeing this Tyson dude on #MAFSAUS? I’m fewmin. Absolute dick.

Good grief, are they scraping the bottom of the barrel with this Tyson guy?? #MAFSAU #MAFSAUS

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She looks a little bit woke … what gave it away #mafsaus

I want to get that little noise Brook makes after Mel said ‘I’ve never experienced any women being vicious to other women as you were last night’, as my ringtone. #MAFSAU #MAFSAUS

Looks like new boy ‘Tyson’ is going to be a proper çüñț 🙄 #MAFSAUS

It's really quite hard to watch #MAFSAUS knowing that caring, vibrant Mel is no longer gracing the planet 😢

Mel is still mostly talking about herself here #mafsaus

Thankfully David + Alyssa, Stella + Filip and Stevo + Rachel bring some smiles to #MAFSAUS - by this point in the show (ep 29), the rest can jump in the sea.

I'm a little surprised that #MAFSAUS didn't have a wee message inserted at the beginning to mark the passing of Mel Schilling.

If your interested here's some random (live) UK tv multichannel ratings 16th to 22nd march 2026
source barb UK.

Including #PremierLeague #MAFS #mafsAus

Sports dominated top 10 with married at first sight in E4 only new content to make higher up position on chart again

Dupers Delight, Brook... Did you see the smirk. #MAFSAU #MAFSAUS