Reform fury
as someone
L]
else wins
by Our By-election Editor
Tim Shipsink
The losing candidate in the Gorton
and Denton by-election, Matt
Goodwhinge, has demanded an
immediate re-run of the election
on the grounds that he lost
comprehensively to someone else.
“It’s totally unfair and rigged,”
said Goodwhinge. “I shouldn’t
be required to sit there and suck
it up, just because I lost.”
Mr Goodwhine continued, “I
can’t believe that all those voters
I demonised failed to back me.
Especially after I was endorsed
by Tommy Robinson and ten
million Russian bots on X.
“We have clear evidence of
family voting, where people
voted in order for me to stop
deporting their families.”
Mr Badloser concluded. “I’m
the victim of colour prejudice.
They didn’t vote for me simply
because I'm not green.” :
Reform leader Mr Farage,
speaking from a sun lounger on a
rock near the Chagos Islands said,
“It’s a tragedy that the people of
Manchester won’t see Matt in
Westminster, but my constituents
don’t see me in Clacton either.”
Picture of Hannah Spencer at the count in front of Matt Goodwin
"Plumber Wins Election"
" I've
stopped the
cock " says Hannah
Is anything coming from those accusations of "Family voting" last week or was it just racism?
#UKPOL #UKpolitics #HannahSpencer #ZackPolanski #Greens #GreenParty #PrivateEye