A simple slap tag that reads “If you’re not anti-fascist, what are you” in black type on a white background
A slap tag with the phrase “None of us are free until all of us are free! We are all in this together” on a multicolored background
A slap tag with an image of a raccoon and the words “Do not beg for freedom, take it”
A slap tag in orange ant teal that appears to be a six-eyed, betentacled freezer pop - the tentacle holds a cherry, and the stick has the words “TRUST’EM”
An Rx Skulls slap tag featuring two skulls in purple and blue, flipped on the x axis and fused, sharing an eye
A slap tag in black and white of a figure with a fork in one hand and a knife in the other, wearing a napkin tucked into its collar, and a dollar sign for a head, with the words “Capitalism will eat you”
A slap tag advertising a fictional “Boot Licker Lollipop” with an image of said boot-shaped confection and the text “Now with added gravel and dirt” and “Show the elites how great your taste really is” along with the testimonial “It’s so yummy!”
A slap tag of a woman standing, her face turned up to the starry sky and the words “All walls fall, all tyrants die”
A slap tag featuring an assortment of crows - one of whom is wearing a jaunty fedora - and the words “The crows are here”
A Portland Timbers sticker featuring an image of the Morton’s Salt girl but instead of holding an umbrella and container of salt, she’s holding a double-headed axe and a soccer ball. The Timbers logo is in the bottom right corner with the words “Let it rain, let it pour”
A slap tag sticker with a light-blue-faced kitty with pink hearts on its cheeks saying “You are so loved”
A black and white photo of Pam Bondi depicted as a hissing, black-eyed vampire along with the text “THE DOW HIT 50,000”
A slap tag sticker that says “Release the files coward” in black on yellow
A slap tag sticker of a skeletonized news anchor with the words “In today’s news more shit to divide us all . . .”
A sticker with a photo of Kristi Noem and the phrase “This woman ate my dog.” I saw this slap tag the day before she was unceremoniously canned