I know #Christmas is over but with skyrocketing prices; job losses; loss of healthcare and access to food for so many; war; eroding civility, rise in violence and harassment, measles outbreaks; decline of the rule of law please remember what is really important: #TheWarOnChristmas

Another casualty

Old rule: The Christmas tree comes down on New Year's Day.
New rule: The Christmas tree comes down BEFORE NOON on New Year's Day. That means all the lights! Every decoration! Every pine needle! DIE, EVIL CHRISTMAS TREE! DIE!

#TheWarOnChristmas

#TheWarOnChristmas
What side will you choose?

#MerryChristmas

Captain Picard joins #thewaronchristmas

#thewaronchristmas update.

Flash! More daring work from the Norwegian underground has crippled Santa's supply lines and he has retreated to the Elves Chancellory building near the ReindeerStag. He is reportedly in ill health and has vowed to fight to the last elf.

#Turkeys are to busy to fight #TheWarOnChristmas they have their own turf war.

#TheWarOnChristmas. Update. 20,000 elves taken prisoner, relocated to POW camps. Weather clearing, aerial bombardment of Santa's workshop may start by the weekend. Buy a stamp or bond or comic today, help support #TheWarOnChristmas.

Happy Holidays? #thewaronchristmas 😂
Great topper, Gets me thinking how much ££ I’d have to win for my wife to allow it? 😂
Seasons Greetings to you. Incidentally like Easter Eggs not mentioning Easter, that was very common on Christmas cards when I was a kid.

#TheWarOnChristmas Republicans style. Grandma’s gonna die anyways.

You just know this year government agencies will be banned from wishing Happy Holidays

#trump #executiveorder #waronchristmas #waronxmas #thewaronchristmas

It's never too soon to start shopping for Christmas!

#christmas #happyholidays #thewaronchristmas #merrychristmas #markothecomic #decca #bingcrosby #parody #satire #comedy #comedian #comic #joke #christmasmusic #christmassongs

#Republicans #theWarOnChristmas #holidays #China

/fednews

Apparently there was an EO which has now banned the celebrating of events such as Christmas and Hanukkah as they are deemed DEI?
You will not be allowed to decorate common areas or cubicles.
(Can Kegsbreath can go all out on St. Patty’s Day?)

#thewaronChristmas
#supportfederalworkers

If anyone is interested in enlisting in #TheWarOnChristmas military, we have recruiters all around. Just say the phrase assigned to you by Archives and wait for an agent to appear.

If you have your designation from Mossad Scouting Day at Hebrew School, it’ll help to place you. So keep it handy.

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open.spotify.com/playlist/3sz... #JewSky #WarOnChristmas #TheWarOnChristmas #Chanukah #happyHonk

I just want to say, “Merry Christmas!” I’m not banking on the choice of faith. I’m just wishing everyone good cheer!
#notachristian
#thewaronchristmas
#notyourholiday

#NeverForget: In the streets of New York City on this date in 1823, Santa won the decisive battle of #TheWarOnChristmas.

The War on Christmas Is Over! Bring on the Toilet Wars! The War on Christmas may be fake, but it does real damage. Fortunately, its time is ending. What can we do as the toilet wars ramp up?

We were too late to stop the imaginary "War on Christmas" and the real damage it did. Can we apply the lessons learned to the ramping up Toilet Wars? Happy holidays everyone!
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#happynewyear #newyear #2025 #happyholidays #merrychristmas #thewaronchristmas

#thewaronchristmas

Update: Long range bombing has begun around Santa's workshop citadel. Fierce igloo to igloo fighting raging as the brave soldiers of the 24th, 129th and 226th suffer mass casualties.

Keep up the support! They're counting on you!

#thewaronchristmas update.

Flash! More daring work from the Norwegian underground has crippled Santa's supply lines and he has retreated to the Elves Chancellory building near the ReindeerStag. He is reportedly in ill health and has vowed to fight to the last elf.

This is pretty much what I picture when I hear anyone talk about "The War on Christmas"
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#WarOnChristmas #TheWarOnChristmas #DarthVader #santaclaus #ANewHope #lightsaberduel #ObiWanKenobi #lucasfilm #StarWars

Our CoIntel Operation has deployed the use of "Secret Santa's" to survey the inner workings of Ol Saint Nick's mall fronts.

Be advised that we're now requiring all civilians to refrain from entering these locations to minimize collateral damages should any skirmishes break out.

#TheWarOnChristmas

We've received unconfirmed reports that Santa's workshop has doubled it's slave labor to handle the holiday crunch.

Mr. Claus will learn to respect labor laws, if need be, by force.

Operation: Deck the Hallmark nears completion.

Stealth operations have the green light.

#TheWarOnChristmas

One more exhibit showing that the notion Biden is too liberal is straight up fear mongering… Dude still puts Merry Christmas front and center on the official White House holiday cards.

#TheWarOnChristmas 🙄
#OhShitItsAlmostChristmas 😳

Incoming orders from General The Grinch..

"Begin the surprise Assault on Whoville, extract all presents by any means necessary"

By God, we may have a fighting chance this early into the fight...

#TheWarOnChristmas

#TheWarOnChristmas

Frosty the Dopeman.

I can't think of anything clever, but that shit is funny to me

#TheWarOnChristmas

Day 2, a few hours before the first shots are fired..

The fires are dimming, the air grows colder, and the War continues onward. The sound of Hall and Oates mix and a-mingle in the jingling distance speaks of a foreboding battle before the break of dawn

The war never ends..
#TheWarOnChristmas

My first take on #TheWarOnChristmas is that that one John Lennon song sucks

You ain't helping out the cause.

The war on Christmas continues..

Is it too early to begin #thewaronchristmas?