At 21:00 Eastern, at the Resolute Desk, the President will address the citizens of the United States informing them that the Iran war was actually just an April Fools joke
#USPol
Israel is now the first state to have an ethnicity-based death penalty since Nazi Germany
#israel #palestine #us #usa #uspol #eu #eupol #westbank
POTUS: Pedo Of The United States
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This is satire, not sedition: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol
[US Pol]
Trump has a speech scheduled for this evening, April Fools Day.
Seems appropriate that we trot out our most official fool to celebrate the occasion, though I do feel that the joke is on us.
#Trump #aprilfoolsday #uspol #fucktrump #aprilfools #nato
It's not like I want the constant hysterics of MS NOW or Fox News, but one of the things I can't stand about mainstream journalism is the tendency to refer to obvious things in a mealy mouthed way.
Today's example is from the Washington Post article "Hegseth exonerates helicopter crews over Kid [โฆ]
Count of Mostly Crisco
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol
Trump will put on a dress and slink into a lifeboat rather that go down with the Titanic.
#TrumpMustGo #TrumpKillsAmerica #RepublicansDidThis #NoRepublicansEverAgain #NoKings #USPol
#pedopresident #Pedogarchy #Pedophocracy #25thAmendment #TraitorTrump #USPOL #USA #us #uspoli #poli #politics #cdnpoli #canada #MeidasMighty #america #history #RemoveTrump #DonaldTrump #Trump #TRUMP #FuckTrump #antifa #AntiTrump #tuckfrump #fascistfelon #FightOligarchy #DefundBillionaires #TrumPedo
Trump will put on a dress and slink into a lifeboat rather that go down with the Titanic.
#TrumpMustGo #TrumpKillsAmerica #RepublicansDidThis #NoRepublicansEverAgain #NoKings #USPol
Fucking galaxy brain war planning right here
1. Piss off all your allies
2. Get bullied into starting a war by a war criminal
3. Declare victory
4. Yell at your allies for not helping with the war you said you won
5. Leave NATO
#USPol
RESIST THE NORMALIZATION OF 21ST CENTURY FASCISM
#pedopresident #Pedogarchy #Pedophocracy #25thAmendment #TraitorTrump #USPOL #USA #us #uspoli #poli #politics #cdnpoli #canada #MeidasMighty #america #history #RemoveTrump #DonaldTrump #Trump #antifa #FightOligarchy #DefundBillionaires #TrumPedo
mastodon.social/@grrlscienti... #USpol
CAPITALISM IS THE PROBLEM
#auspol #USPOL #USA #us #uspoli #poli #politics #cdnpoli #canada #MeidasMighty #america #history #anticapitalism #anticapitalist #capitalismkills #killCapitalism #capitalism #abolishcapitalism #fuckcapitalism #SocialJustice #ethics #ClassConsciousness #FalseConsciousness
the window for effective climate action closes soon.
#ClimateEmergency #auspol #USPOL #USA #us #uspoli #poli #politics #cdnpoli #canada #MeidasMighty #america #Ethics #ClimateJustice #Klimapolitik #ClimateActionNow #ClimateChange #Climate #Ecosocialism #BCClimateAction #FalseConsciousness
A screenshot of docket details from regulations.gov. The top box says the number of comments posted to this docket is 61, the bottom box says the number of comments recieved is 79,715.
[us politics, transphobia]
I saw this tumblr post sounding the alarm about a citizen petition asking the FDA to create a registry of trans women, more specifically people using estrogen for gender affirming care, but I'm having some trouble understanding how [โฆ]
[Original post on defcon.social]
I canโt decide how funny I think this would be.
A T-shirt with Arabic writing on it that simply said, in Arabic, โrelease the Epstein file.โ
The idea being that non-Arabic speakers would have to ask me what it says (which I would cheerfully answer), and Arabic speakers (presumably?) would [โฆ]
hereโs OR GOP gubernatorial candidate David Medina next to Robert Packer in his Nazi sweatshirt during the January 6th putsch. #oregon #orPol #pnw #pdx #portland #MAGA #fascism #j6 #Jan6 #January6 #usPol #davidMedina #n...
hereโs OR GOP gubernatorial candidate David Medina next to Robert Packer in his Nazi sweatshirt during the January 6th putsch.
#oregon #orPol #pnw #pdx #portland #MAGA #fascism #j6 #Jan6 #January6 #usPol #davidMedina #n...
#democracy #usa #gop #fascists
๐ Vote 'em Out!
A federal judge just ruled that #Trump can face civil liability for inciting violence in the #Jan6 #insurrection. His incendiary speeches that day were "unofficial" acts not covered by presidential #immunity.
Decision by the DC district court.
ecf.dcd.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/show...
#USlaw #USPol
A federal judge just ruled that #Trump can face civil liability for inciting violence in the Jan 6 insurrection. His incendiary speeches that day were "unofficial" acts not covered by presidential immunity.
See the decision by Amit Mehta of the DC district court [โฆ]
Unhappy Gilmore
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol
Text in post describes the photo.
hereโs OR GOP gubernatorial candidate David Medina next to Robert Packer in his Nazi sweatshirt during the January 6th putsch.
#oregon #orPol #pnw #pdx #portland #MAGA #fascism #j6 #Jan6 #January6 #usPol #davidMedina #nazis #neonazis #nazi
Y'all, I love Graham Platner. I know everybody hates the Democratic party, and you should, but instead of throwing it out, let's take it over.
If MAGA is the upside down, Graham Platner and his ilk are the real Hawkins, Indiana.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr6OFKMdvOI
#uspol
I love that in a country that is supposed to have separation of powers, the head of one branch is mean mugging the members of another branch.
I'm personally getting ready to be stripped of my birthright citizenship and deported (maybe to Ireland or maybe South Sudan or to Eswatini, you can [โฆ]