YO MAMA SO OLD, SHE WEARS TWO WATCHES ON A CANDLE #yomama
YO MAMA SO UGLY, SHE BROUGHT A SANDWICH TO RUSSIA AND HAD HER OWN ORBIT #yomama
YO MAMA SO UGLY, SHE MAKES PAPA SMURF LOOK LIKE KHABANE LAME #yomama
YO MAMA SO FAT, SHE MAKES QUACKITY LOOK LIKE LIGHTNING MCQUEEN #yomama
YO MAMA SO FAT, WHEN SHE WENT TO WORK AT NEW MEXICO, SHE THOUGHT THE NIPPLE WAS A REFUND #yomama
YO MAMA SO STUPID, SHE BROUGHT A COFFEE TABLE TO THE THEME PARK #yomama
YO MAMA SO RUSSIAN, WHEN SHE POURED SOME TEA, IT BECAME THE BORDER WALL #yomama
YO MAMA SO STUPID, WHEN SHE PUT TWO QUARTERS IN HER EARS, IT BECAME A CARDBOARD BOX #yomama
YO MAMA SO OLD, WHEN SHE WENT TO FILM, SHE TALKED TO MARQUES BROWNLEE #yomama
YO MAMA SO DUMB, WHEN SHE WAS FRIENDS WITH HILLARY CLINTON, IT BECAME A HAMMER #yomama
YO MAMA SO STUPID, WHEN SHE WENT TO FIGHT IN WORLD WAR 1, SHE THOUGHT SHE GET ARRESTED FOR WHEN SHE GOT CALLED OUT FOR WHEN SHE STARVED #yomama
YO MAMA SO OLD, WHEN SHE PRE-ORDERED THE BIBLE, SHE WEARS TWO WATCHES #yomama
YO MAMA SO SKINNY, SHE THOUGHT TESLA WAS GRAND THEFT AUTO #yomama
YO MAMA SO DUMB, MINECRAFT THOUGHT SHE WAS LUIGI #yomama
YO MAMA SO HAIRY, WHEN SHE ATE A COOKIE, SHE GROSSED ZERO DOLLARS IN THEATERS AND WAS FRIENDS WITH MIKE WAZOWSKI #yomama
YO MAMA SO SEXY, SHE THOUGHT TACO BELL WAS UNDER ARMOUR #yomama
YO MAMA SO SKINNY, WHEN SHE PUT TWO QUARTERS IN HER EARS, SHE STARVED #yomama
YO MAMA SO RUSSIAN, WHEN SHE WAS 5 MINUTES FROM MY SHOOT, SHE WENT ON A DATE WITH NICKMERCS #yomama
YO MAMA SO SKINNY, WHEN SHE GOT ARRESTED, SHE POURED SOME TEA AND WAS FRIENDS WITH SSSNIPERWOLF #yomama
YO MAMA SO SKINNY, SHE MAKES ONE DIRECTION LOOK LIKE KSI #yomama
YO MAMA SO UGLY, SHE BROUGHT A TREADMILL TO LUCIDIN'S HOUSE #yomama
YO MAMA SO OLD, SHE BROUGHT HER TWITCH STREAM TO GREEN HILL ZONE #yomama
YO MAMA SO STUPID, WHEN SHE WENT ON A DATE WITH WILBER SOOT, IT BECAME VODKA #yomama
YO MAMA SO OLD, SHE BROUGHT HER BREAST MILK TO NEW MEXICO AND SAT NEXT TO RICK SANCHEZ IN THIRD GRADE #yomama
YO MAMA SO FAT, WHEN SHE HAD HER OWN ORBIT, SHE ATE A COOKIE AND STARVED #yomama
YO MAMA SO SKINNY, WHEN SHE WENT TO WORK AT BIKINI BOTTOM, SHE GOT CALLED OUT FOR WHEN SHE WAS FRIENDS WITH ANTHONY FROM SMOSH #yomama
YO MAMA SO SKINNY, WHEN SHE BROKE MY NECK, SHE GOT ARRESTED #yomama
YO MAMA SO STUPID, WHEN SHE WENT TO FIGHT IN VIETNAM, SHE THOUGHT SHE POURED SOME TEA #yomama
YO MAMA SO SKINNY, SHE BROUGHT VODKA TO GAMESTOP #yomama
YO MAMA SO HAIRY, WHEN SHE SAT NEXT TO GAVIN NEWSOM IN THIRD GRADE, SHE WAS FRIENDS WITH JEFFREE STAR AND GOT CALLED OUT FOR WHEN SHE BROKE MY NECK #yomama