Every time you drink too many beers, it will be your bladder that will choose your next destination
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…and while the query will be posed ad nauseam, broadcast far and wide, no man shall be able to discern responsibility for releasing the hounds into the wild.

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Each city will have a published list of every citizen and the name of their house. This list shall be provided to each and every house, sometimes twice or even thrice in a calendar year! These lists will seem amazing at first but eventually they will be discarded and swell with rain water upon […]

A 50s style illustration of a Turducken, bright yellow background with the dish layered in different colors of meats

Lo there shall be a small bird cooked inside a slightly larger bird and they too shall be embedded into the largest bird of the three!

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There will be shouting
People will travel
To go sit in awe
And be shouted at

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The Sixth Sense is a 1999 American psychological thriller film written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan. It stars Bruce Willis as a child psychologist whose patient (Haley Joel Osment) claims he can see and talk to the dead.

And the boy shall proclaim that he sees the dead, alive. Mankind will not yet understand the obvious at first but soon the truth will be revealed that we too see the dead, alive. 🤯

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Another one will most certainly bite the dust
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A mystic will become celebrated but then be forgotten, but then again be celebrated only to be again forgotten, until the prophet is remembered again and, well you get the idea.

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Though they will swear it cannot be. Though many believed it impossible. Yet it was. It was DNS.
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The Earth shall tremble,
and fire shall consume the skies.
Though they knew better,
They drank that slurpee too fast.

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Lo! Soaring above, the massive wing'd figure of lightest shade of azure shrieks as it traverses the world. And the name of the beast is "KLM".

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Wager thee not against the basketmakers who travel the earth from Haarlem.

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Smiling barn owl. Text: Laughs Schadenfreudenly

Men will say, "Hold my beer..."

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A lack of f**ks will be found everywhere.

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Unable to gain access to the inside of the fallen trunk, the master will be thwarted by phrases misremembered from passage of the sands of time.

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The word shall be pronounced gif, not jif.

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This will not be the last submission to HashTagGames.

@paco And lo! The selfsame hunters will hasten their own obsolescence by aiding soulless replacements to learn their art.

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A puppy looking a bit scared of an owl on grass.

A barn owlet in a threat display at a bunny in a cage.

A barn owl perched on the upper arm of a Harry Potter cosplayer.

A dog is not just for Christmas.

A bunny is not just for Easter.

An owl is not just for that stupid moving picture you saw.

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The next Game Of Thrones book shall never come out. Despair!

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And many strange creatures will roam the globe, hiding in plain sight. Fierce, determined hunters will seek them, no matter how far or how hard they are to find. And they gotta catch ‘em all.

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Tinder is the night.

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Invest in an Apple? That can’t be right.

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The butler did it.

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They will read it for the articles.

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Of former name from Italian parentage, the woman dressed in meat will delight and scandalize many. Romance will go awry, and it will be claimed that this destined from birth. Little monsters will adulate. Ra, ra. Ah, ah, ah.

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A boy shall see dead people and the man will have dead the whole time

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A clean floor will eventually get dirty.

Also, it might take time, but you will eventually poop.

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