#IlDouche will see that and say "ooh gold"!

FAO #IlDouche: clearly #Iran, whether we like it or not, has a geographic claim to the Strait of Hormuz. The US has no claim to it, even if invited in by Iran to run some sort of criminal shakedown. Your greed clearly knows no bounds whatsoever.

Trump Fires Back at ‘Low IQ’ Tucker Carlson With Stinging Remark: ‘I Like Dealing With Smart People, Not Fools’ President Donald Trump shot back at his former ally Tucker Carlson on Tuesday after Carlson warned the president was taking the country "toward nuclear war."

I, for one, would like to congratulate TV dinner #NepoBaby #CuckerTarlson. It would seem now that #IlDouche has referred to him as #LowIQ that he has been promoted to #StrongBlackWoman status from whatever the fuck he was before?

Pro-Trump GOP Senator Splits With President on Iran, Warns Him Not to Target Infrastructure: I ‘Pray’ His Threats Are ‘Just Bluster’ Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI) split with Trump over his threats to bomb civilian infrastructure and bomb Iran "back to the Stone Age" on Monday.

"ell I'd like to say to the Senate's stupidest man, Ron Johnson, that should #IlDouche not do a #TACOTuesday tonight, & he follows through on his criminal threats, we look forward to you at the front of the #Impachment queue. After all if #WarCrimes aren't #HighCrimesAndMisdemeanours, what is?

Should #IlDouche find military officers willing to obey the orders of a madman and launch nuclear strikes this will be true. But it will be #AmericanCivilisation that dies, not Persian.

(I will note that I am in no way a lunatic conspiracy nut but I fear this has a non-zero chance of occurring.)

"It goes to state of mind your Honour."

I think #IlDouche needs to lawyer up and not with more Alina Habbas.

And what percentage are #IlDouche supporters?

It will destroy #IlDouche right down to the place where his soul should be to lose a Supreme Court to two women of colour. Make it so Number One.

Trump Says the U.S. Can't Pay for Healthcare or Daycare, Only War Trump just admitted the administration has no intention of helping Americans

Shorter #IlDouche: "killing people is expensive".

But one has to admit, as I am sure #IlDouche would tell us, that he "knows more about not understanding everything than practically anybody".

But Ron you have to admit, as I am sure #IlDouche would tell you, that he "knows more about not understanding everything than practically anybody".

Just #IlDouche being #IlDouche.

It is a disaster because #IlDouche is a disaster.

I would like to opine that perhaps I have misjudged #IlDouche. It is possible that he is a uniter rather than a divider. I mean he's managed to get the Socialist government of Spain and the Nationalist right wing government of Italy to agree to ban US warplanes from their skies.
#IranWar

Yea Megyn it's all class. Low class. That bloody metres high gold statue would be more at home in Pyongyang than Miami. And of course there's no mention of books or papers because #IlDouche won't read. With any luck about a week after they finish it will be swallowed up by an enormous sinkhole PTL.

Unusually for #IlDouche this is consistent with his overnight rant to European countries to the effect of "I broke it - you fucking fix it you fuckers".
#StraitOfHormuz

#IlDouche, and even more so his fairly recently Catholic VP #WeirdIAM, isn't going to like this. Hide the ketchup!

I have a question for #PropoBarbie: can #IlDouche 'unleash hell' remotely or does he have to wait until he is in situ for all eternity? I'm asking for an anxious planet.

"But that's what we've fucking got" screamed 125 million voices as if one.
#IlDouche #Stupid

I think I might need to take the same #Cognitve that #IlDouche seems to take on a regular basis. I read the first line and thought 'that can't be right because I'm pretty sure I remember it opening and I would have been ten'. It turns out I skipped a decade somewhere; I was 20. Oops.

Now that #IlDouche has announced that #Ireland is still under the control of the British I think he's just lost the #IrishAmericanvote for himself and his party. Shame that.

Ladies and gentlemen the President of the United States, who I unaffectionately (sic) refer to as #IlDouche, doesn't understand who global commodity prices work despite knowing more about them than 'practically anybody'. The only energy independence comes from renewables.

This is so utterly repugnant from #IlDouche I really don't have the words. This is an extremely unusual event for me because I always have word; usually too many and often the wrong ones.

Saudi Arabia urging US to keep up Iran attacks, intelligence source confirms Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman said to view US-Israeli war as ‘historic opportunity’ to remake Middle East

And #IlDouche listens to #CrownPrinceBoneSaw because the Saudis paid Trump's #SpawnInLaw young Jaren a $2,000,000,000 bribe. Corruption works!
#Iran

I saw a picture of the 'resplendent' (and completely fake) award the pathetic GOP sycophants gave to #IlDouche yesterday and it reminded me of his rather severe aetophobia, as demonstrated here!

I don't know about anyone else but my money is on the inaugural #PersianPeacePrize (or P3 as the kids call it) resplendently plated with gold and showing #IlDouche bestriding the narrow world like a Colossus.

What did I see here? Is #IlDouche celebrating a successful #FriendlyFire episode? "Pretty amazing."

Shorter #IlDouche: "I don't know what obliterated means, nor can I pronounce, nor can I use 'nor' properly, but aside from that."

Wait a second. Are you suggesting #IlDouche is actually a member of the Bush clan?

Awkward here from #WeirdIAm. Maybe he was playing the long game knowing #IlDouche would spout something like this eventually and he's hoping a job opening will suddenly appear.