#NHL25 is a $130 cdn game.

#EASports made $7.5 billion last year.

The game sorts 13 in between 1 and 2. As in a list of salaries. $1m, $16m, $2m, $3m, etc.

And the fucking thing has typos.

#enshittification

🎮 Last night I didn’t want a challenge.
I wanted a place to land.

🏒NHL 25, Franchise Mode, a save I know by heart.
Quiet. Familiar. Rejuvenating.

#Videogames #NHL25 #NHL

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#NHL25 is a $130 cdn game, and #EA Sports makes literally billions per year.

One of their big "additions" was real life coaches and the mechanics thereof.

I currently have 7 A+ coaches unemployed for 2+ seasons because the game has them wanting $6M and gives teams $9m total to hire 8 coaches.

FINAL: VANCOUVER VAMPS @ NORFOLK CADETS | Cadet 3, Vamps 4. The Vamps keep rolling winning this overtime thriller 4-3. 🏒 🥅 #NHL25 #PS5 LHL

OT - 31.3 | VANCOUVER VAMPS @ NORFOLK CADETS | Cadet 3, Vamps 4. With just 31.3 seconds to go in OT, Catherine Dubois tips in a shot by Emily Nix to win it for the Vamps. 🏒 🥅 #NHL25 #PS5 LHL

3rd Period- 4.7 | VANCOUVER VAMPS @ NORFOLK CADETS | Cadet 3, Vamps 3. Emma Gentry shocks the Vamps with 4.7 seconds to go in the game tying things up and forcing OT. 🏒 🥅 #NHL25 #PS5 LHL

2nd Period – 13:17 | VANCOUVER VAMPS @ NORFOLK CADETS | Cadets 2, Vamps 2. Mikyla Grant-Mentis ties it up at 2-2 after thr Vamps had taken a 2-1 lead. 🏒 #NHL25 #PS5 LHL

1st Period – 16:17 | VANCOUVER VAMPS @ NORFOLK CADETS | Cadets 1, Vamps 0. The Cadets take an early lead in the 1st Period on a goal by Kateřina Mrázová. 🏒 #NHL25 #PS5 LHL

#PS5 | LHL | VANCOUVER VAMPS @ NORFOLK CADETS - PlayStation NHL25 Franchise Mode |
Who ya got? #NHL25

FINAL: CASTLE DOWNS ANDROIDS @ NEW YORK RIVETERS | Riveters 4, Androids 0. The Riveters dominate this one winning 4-0. 🏒 🥅 #NHL25 #PS5 LHL

3rd Period- 10:02 | CASTLE DOWNS ANDROIDS @ NEW YORK RIVETERS | Riveters 3, Androids 0. Abby Roque extends the Riveters lead to 4-0 in the 3rd. 🏒 🥅 #NHL25 #PS5 LHL

2nd Period – 4:42 | CASTLE DOWNS ANDROIDS @ NEW YORK RIVETERS | Riveters 3, Androids 0. Kendall Cooper drives the net putting one past Levy to give the Riveters a commanding 3-0 lead. 🏒 #NHL25 #PS5 LHL

2nd Period – 10:04 | CASTLE DOWNS ANDROIDS @ NEW YORK RIVETERS | Riveters 2, Androids 0. Sarah Fillier gets on the breakaway and lights the lamp. 🏒 #NHL25 #PS5 LHL

1st Period – 2:55 | CASTLE DOWNS ANDROIDS @ NEW YORK RIVETERS | Riveters 1, Androids 0. The Riveters take a 1-0 lead late in the 1st on a goal by Celine Tedenby. 🏒 #NHL25 #PS5 LHL

#PS5 | LHL | CASTLE DOWNS ANDROIDS @ NEW YORK RIVETERS - PlayStation NHL25 Franchise Mode |
Who ya got? #NHL25

FINAL: BOSTON VALKYRIES @ MINNESOTA GUNNERS | Gunners 4, Valkyries 1. The Gunners score again in the 3rd to pull away defeating Boston 4-1. 🏒 🥅 #NHL25 #PS5 LHL

3rd Period- 16:49 | BOSTON VALKYRIES @ MINNESOTA GUNNERS | Gunners 3, Valkyries 1. Peyton Anderson gets the breakaway goal to give the Gunners a 3-1 lead. 🏒 🥅 #NHL25 #PS5 LHL

2nd Period – 12:13 | BOSTON VALKYRIES @ MINNESOTA GUNNERS | Gunners 2, Valkyries 1. Jenny Antonsson sends a snipe past the Boston goaltender to give the Gunners a 2-1 lead. 🏒 #NHL25 #PS5 LHL

#PS5 | LHL | BOSTON VALKYRIES @ MINNESOTA GUNNERS - PlayStation NHL25 Franchise Mode |
Who ya got? #NHL25

FINAL: IDAHO SPIES @ MONTREAL VIXENS | Spies 4, Vixens 1. Taylor Girard scores a late goal for the Spies thwarting any comeback attempt by the Vixens. 🏒 🥅 #NHL25 #PS5 LHL

3rd Period- 6:04 | IDAHO SPIES @ MONTREAL VIXENS | Spies 3, Vixens 1. Idaho extends its lead on the power play with a goal from Tereza Vanišová. 🏒 🥅 #NHL25 #PS5 LHL

2nd Period – 11:10 | IDAHO SPIES @ MONTREAL VIXENS | Spies 1, Vixens 1. Mia Biotti ties things up in the 2nd Period for the Vixens. 🏒 #NHL25 #PS5 LHL

1st Period – | IDAHO SPIES @ MONTREAL VIXENS | Spies 1, Vixens 0. The Spies have a 1-0 lead in the first with Montreal unable to solve goaltender Nicole Hensley. 🏒 #NHL25 #PS5  LHL

#PS5 | LHL | IDAHO SPIES @ MONTREAL VIXENS - PlayStation NHL25 Franchise Mode |
Who ya got? #NHL25

FINAL: OTTAWA STING @ EVERETT DAZZLERS | Dazzlers 2, Sting 1. Everett holds on as Kayle Osbourne shuts the Sting down in the 3rd Period. 🏒 🥅 #NHL25 #PS5 LHL

2nd Period – 14:33 | OTTAWA STING @ EVERETT DAZZLERS | Dazzlers 2, Sting 1. Jamie Lee Rattray gets the Sting within a goal in the 2nd Period. 🏒 #NHL25 #PS5 LHL

1st Period – 8:08 | OTTAWA STING @ EVERETT DAZZLERS | Dazzlers 1, Sting 0. Katie Chan opens up the scoring on a backhand shot for the Dazzlers as they take a 1–0 lead. 🏒 #NHL25 #PS5 LHL

#PS5 | LHL | OTTAWA STING @ EVERETT DAZZLERS - PlayStation NHL25 Franchise Mode |
Who ya got? #NHL25

Advance one day.
Player returns from injury.
Player is not dressed yet.
There is no game.
Player: Why am I not on the powerplay like you promised?
-10 Management Morale

$130 game
EA made $7.5 billion last year.
Apparently spent $0 on play testing.

#NHL25
#EASports
#enshitification

#LHL | LYNX HOCKEY LEAGUE STANDINGS as of 1/30/2026 #PS5 #NHL25