Ultra Stereo. When you can't afford Dolby Stereo.

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The End Credits make you think that actual people actually worked on this. Couldn't tell it from the movie, but still...

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THAT recently? 😆

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Well, at least something blow'd up...

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I have less than zero idea what's going on in this movie.

Well done, script writer!

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Whew! Thank gosh! Commercials...

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I take it the "Rock" in "Slaughterhouse Rock" is in reference to Alcatraz since there is only a smattering of power chord riffs in this.

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They actually missed just a bit. 😜

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We're watching it. No bullets dodged here. 😉

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The movie had excellent Craft Service.

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The rules on how to deal with this evil entity are more complicated than the U.S. Tax Code.

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Please, please, P-L-E-A-S-E bring Connery and Cage into this movie. Please!

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Looked like boobs from the shape of the blanket.

That reflects how invested I am in this movie. 😅

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a police officer on a motorcycle is talking to a group of people on the street . ALT: a police officer on a motorcycle is talking to a group of people on the street .

He's a "wessel"?

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Looks like she's being held up by a light saber blade.

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"I'm getting out of here!"

Literally 99% of the audience who went to see this movie when it came out.

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"Love's Tender Fury."

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Editing in This Movie:

1.) San Francisco Skyline
2.) Front of School
3.) Clouds
4.) etc.

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Okay, we DID get some horror, but it was almost pitch dark. I am going to say that doesn't count. Sorry. 😉

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a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom giving a thumbs up . ALT: a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom giving a thumbs up .

Horror Movie, let's get ON with the HORROR. 🤪

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BLURRED nudity? What the fuck, free YouTube video? 😂

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Or literally ANY movie monster. Any single one.

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Filmmakers: "We need to tell people this is San Francisco, how do we do that?"

Also Filmmakers: "I got it!"

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Or Two Guys and a Fuck?

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Please. Work. On your analogies movie character.

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I have to be careful with my back, so I haven't helped anyone move for almost 20 years. Sorry, folks. 😁

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To be honest, I haven't bookmarked ANYTHING for a decade or more. But, I bookmarked THIS. 😀

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Thank you! I need to bookmark this baby. 😀

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I'm honestly surprised that this guy HAS a Grade Point Average.

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You can tell by the preponderance of dead bodies randomly buried.

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