CHAKOTAY: ALL I'M SAYING IS I FILLED MY ARMREST SNACK SPACE WITH PURPLE SKITTLES. KIM BETTER NOT TOUCH THEM. THERE'S FORTY SEVEN TOTAL. JANEWAY: THAT EXPLAINS THE SNICKERS I FOUND.
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Chakotay: I just know tom's in our shared fallout four save file, hiding dirty messages in our ship build. Janeway: What the hecking heck? Chakotay: Spectacle island settlement. We're doing a scale model rebuild of voyager using only in game assets. Janeway: Daring. Chakotay: Tom replaced harry's bed with a sleeping bag. Janeway: Oh man, i'm calling dibs on telling harry that.
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Chakotay: We've successfully hacked the 49'ers jumbotron. Janeway: Bring up the picture of Harry Kim sauced on too much klingon beer. Wait...where did we get that picture. Chakotay: Maybe from the time-nonsense we're doing now? Janeway: Did Kim ever get sauced on cheap klingon beer? Chakotay: I got a picture of tom putting that slip and slide down the length of deck eight. Janeway: Oh man, I knocked over -both- Delaney Sisters!
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Tuvok: Captain, we cannot interfere. The seven ensigns on the planet are from thirty years ago. They do return to their own time. Four are admirals today. Chakotay: Already punched them, though. Figured I'd get it in while we had the temporal chance. Tuvok: Sir? When did you transport down? Chakotay: Didn't. Took a shuttle. I socked the coach who ate my veggie meal during survival training.
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Tuvok: The unknown holodeck access codes were traced to commander riker of the USS Enterprise. Janeway: How odd, that man has never been aboard. What holodeck program was accessed? Tuvok: It is called 'Discworld Dwarf diplomacy'. Chakotay: Well, that is confusing. Tuvok: Discworld dwarf ladies have beards. Janeway: Okay, we're definitely asking Riker when we get back. Tuvok send the program to me.
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Chakotay: Orxney 7. We landed for a day. That's where I saw the cool bug totally eat a guy. Janeway: One of our guys? Tuvok: Captain, I am concerned. You should know the answer to that question. Chakotay: No, just some guy. Eaten Feet first. He totally went 'Arghblarghblargh' Tuvok: Commander, you should have told me of this situation. Janeway: Do the noise again.
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THE DOCTOR: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS, MR. PARIS. IT IS A VERY MINOR WOUND. PERFECT TRAINING OPPORTUNITY. PARIS: I KNOW, I KNOW, IT'S JUST ONE OF THE DELANEY SISTERS OUT THERE AND I NEVER REMEMBER WHICH ONE IS WHICH. THE DOCTOR: CAPTAIN JANEWAY SHOULD HAVE LEFT YOU IN JAIL.
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Kim is researching ways to contact the ship as systems are damaged. He can text Torres a status report. He ends it by saying he also found the color changing controls for the warp core, it's currently blue.
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Neelix and Kes has found a gigantic glowing chamber and declare it to be the Ultimate Bong. Kes declares she's going to smoke it until her spots fall off. Neelix says she doesn't have any. Kes says 'As far as you know, fuzzy!'.
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Photoshopped. Kendrick Lamar and Tim Russ dancing in the shuttle bay of USS Voyager from Star Trek.
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The thing is, Betazoids commonly get naked for social occasions, this is normal. Ensign Smith is working on his feelings. I hope you feel better, Ensign Smith.
I figure, with the USS Voyager lost so far from home, they have to get a little different with standards and practices.
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Paris: Look, 'trainee captain', I didn't do anything. Kim: Insubordinates go to the trainee brig. Paris: That's your duty station! You already put five people back there! And a houseplant! Commander! Can't you tell him to back off? Chakotay: Sorry. I'm in 'time out'. For...something. Kim: He was making googly eyes at the Captain.
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Spy: Who is driving this ... spaceship? Miss Pauling: A criminal sprung from jail. Spy: Delightful. The rulers of this ship are wise. Medic: The ship's doctor has no blood! I checked! Scout: Their replicator is amazing! I'm never leaving! Heavy: (faintly). You are now promoted, puny Kim!
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Universe 333-12's version of the USS Voyager had to endure ten 'more' years in the delta quadrant. While thankfully free of the tragedies predicted by admiral janeway, problems still arose. The worst being, Tom, in 'celebration', of their return to the alpha quadrant, locking the entire crew out of the bridge and taking the ship to do barrel rolls over starfleet academy. Also, 'casual day' was never a thing but Janeway had let that slide.
I figured if I'm going to write alternate universe, it might as well be a nice one.
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Neelix: B'elanna and Tom were in the turbolift making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me. Chakotay: The baby looked at you? Harry, get me Tuvok.
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Kes: Admiral Paris is here. Everyone try to act normal! Janeway: That is impossible. Kes: Don't look at me, my best friend is holographic. By the way, paris just took an escape pod.
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Janeway: The year-ahead version of crewman dalby shows up and what do you do? Chakotay: I punched him. Janeway: It was a future version. He already remembered you punching him! You both learned to respect each other that day! It was very heartwarming! Chakotay: I warmed my fist on his face. Janeway: If the future version was here he could have you put up on charges! Chakotay: I'm going to wait a year and once he gets back from now, pow! Right in nose!
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Three panels. A message from the future gives Ensign Kim hope, for Voyager has been lost a month. Sadly the message is damaged and they only know in the future Kim has lots of weird alien sex and loses a fight to a holographic torture clown. Janeway rushes off to tell the Delaney sisters about the clown situation.
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Paris - okay, you can drive. But I'm supervising. Kim - I passed the holographic test. Hid the ship in the sensor shadow of the enemy craft. Paris - They had windows, Harry. It was a cruise ship, harry. The whole point of the ship was to have windows. We got blew up because a drunk grandpa saw us and used the courtesy phone.
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Kim - sorry. Spilled my jelly beans. janeway - do what I do. get one of those zippered bag for dnd dice.
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Three panels. Kim's in sickbay. Janeway yells at him to wake up and berates Kim for drinking her coffee. It was jazzed up. Sixty percent more coffee per mug. Kim was dead for twelve seconds.
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