Ted: Man, this town has got a weird way with words, don't it? I mean, come on, y'all. It's 2020. Let's just call 'em cigarettes. You know what I mean? / Ted Lasso S01E10 The Hope that Kills You #TedLasso
Football stars, they're just like us. / Ted Lasso S03E07 The Strings That Bind Us #TedLasso
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Coach Ted & Coach Beard. #TedLasso ♥️
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Whistle! On your feet, maggots! Right. Today you're gonna run from end to end to end to end. But lucky for you, I'm in a good mood. So you've only gotta do that for the whole f?cking practice. Whistle. / Ted Lasso S03E07 The Strings That Bind Us #TedLasso
She's off Tuesdays. She goes to school. Or feeds her mum. I don't listen, so I don't really know. / Ted Lasso S03E07 The Strings That Bind Us #TedLasso
We humanized you and lost all objectivity. / Ted Lasso S03E07 The Strings That Bind Us #TedLasso
Siri, how can you tell if a girl likes you or is just being nice to you? / Ted Lasso S03E07 The Strings That Bind Us #TedLasso
Ooh, and I had an idea. Maybe we could all have a picnic together in the conference room? / Ted Lasso S03E02 (I Don't Want to Go to) Chelsea #TedLasso
Whoa, Roy Kent! You gonna sing? / Ted Lasso S02E04 Carol of the Bells #TedLasso
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Rebecca: What is it you do again?
Keeley: I'm sort of famous for being almost famous. / Ted Lasso S01E05 Tan Lines #TedLasso
Ted: I thought you quit smoking.
Keeley: What? Oh, I have. This is just covering up the smell of the boots. / Ted Lasso S02E07 Headspace #TedLasso
Roy: You talking about me?
All: Yes. Definitely.
Roy: Ready to go? / Ted Lasso S02E07 Headspace #TedLasso
I stopped making predictions, Arlo. Because I was never wrong. Got to the point I was worried I was the one making things happen. / Ted Lasso S03E04 Big Week #TedLasso
Sorry, mate. Still got to charge you for the booze. / Ted Lasso S03E05 Signs #TedLasso
Tell Mr. Pufnstuf I said hello. That is a joke for people born in the early to mid '70s. / Ted Lasso S02E06 The Signal #TedLasso
It looks like we got ourselves a prediction Mexican standoff. Or as they call them in Mexico, a prediction standoff. / Ted Lasso S03E01 Smells Like Mean Spirit #TedLasso
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Rewatching Ted Lasso.
Didn’t realise how much it’s all about fatherhood.
It feels like the natural antidote to the general “Manosphere” garbage.
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I loved "Once" so much, I saw it twice. / Ted Lasso S02E04 Carol of the Bells #TedLasso
Coach Beard: Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Sarah Coombes's life. Her apartment will look more amazing to her than any place any of us have ever lived. / Ted Lasso S02E09 Beard After Hours #TedLasso
Roy: Am I supposed to be the little girl?
Ted: I'd like you to be. / Ted Lasso S01E03 Trent Crimm: The Independent #TedLasso
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These guys are more distracted than a bunch of cats playing laser tag. / Ted Lasso S03E01 Smells Like Mean Spirit #TedLasso
Man: Oi, wanker. Merry Christmas.
Ted: Right back at ya, sir. / Ted Lasso S02E04 Carol of the Bells #TedLasso
Grrrrrrr... / Ted Lasso S02E12 Inverting the Pyramid of Success #TedLasso
Ted: You beating yourself up is like Woody Allen playing the clarinet. I don't wanna hear it. All right? / Ted Lasso S01E09 All Apologies #TedLasso
Little tip for y'all, all right? Fries are called "chips". Chips are called "crisps". And "bangers" aren't great songs, but they do make you feel like dancing 'cause they're so darn tasty. / Ted Lasso S01E05 Tan Lines #TedLasso