And I would watch it on my phone.
And I would watch it in my home.
And I will watch it here and there.
Say, I will watch it anywhere!
I do so like these shanty songs!
Thank you! Thank you, Longest Johns!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qvU...
#TheLongestJohns #UKFolkMusic #Shanty #Livestream
Longest Johns singer Andy is about to pull up his jeans to show off his "beautiful hairy leg". JD is kneeling to hold the leg up in the air and smiling at the audience.
Andy of the Longest Johns is playing his banjo with his foot up on a wheel of cheese, with the Longest Pony artwork on it. His long hair is across his face, and he generally looks like a rock star.
Robbie and JD of the Longest Johns are standing close together, about to start waltzing to the Tennessee Waltz.
Robbie of the Longest Johns is kneeling on stage, emoting about the crew that keep mutinying.
Some more fun moments from #TheLongestJohns concerts.
Were you at any of these?
#TLJGig
A mallard of such malice... From their last show at the Bristol Beacon - looking forward to seeing them again on the 30th May. #TLJGig #TheLongestJohns
The whole Longest Pony tour last year was great but Winchester Cathedral was special. Such a great concert!
#TLJ #TheLongestJohns
Four musicians on stage in front of a blue backdrop. Andy, Anto, Robbie and JD of The Longest Johns at the Bristol Harbourside festival in 2025. (Florin on drums is there, just hidden behind JD)
Had fun at the Harbourside Festival in Bristol last year, looking forward to seeing you at the Bristol Beacon next month #TLJGig #TheLongestJohns
A crisp, clear shot of Andy on stage, orange glowing lights in soft focus behind him, wearing a black shirt with red linework on it, as he holds a banjo hanging around his waist with his left hand, and points directly at YOU (the camera), and looks into your eyes. Beneath is the text "HEY YOU!"
A photo from a live show of Robbie in a boiler suit, in the midst of a crowd of people. Everyone is lit with red, he has a mic in hand, looking ever-so-slightly like a man who has committed himself to something he now regrets. The audience appears to be enjoying the events though, so that's nice. Underneath is the text "WE WANT TO SEE 👁️👁️"
A genuinely lovely picture of JD, in a denim shirt and black trousers, holding a mic, sat down on a raised bit of stage, surrounded by guitars. He has a big, beaming smile on his face as if he's been photographed mid-laugh. Underneath is the text "YOUR HAPPY TOUR MEMORIES"
A poster for the upcoming Ends of the Earth tour, showing a list of tour dates over the pale blue and yellow skies, above the tropical, wildlife-strewn island from the album's artwork (there's a giant crocodile, large hippos, an extensive amount of snake, and some structures that are positively tiny in comparison). It also lists the support for the shows: Bog Bodies for Dublin, Aniar for Belfast, and Sean Dagher for everywhere else. The tour dates are as follows: May 2026 Fri 08 - Dublin, Academy Sat 09 - Belfast, The Limelight 2 Mon 11 - Liverpool, O2 Academy Tue 12 - Lancaster, Kanteena Wed 13 - Glasgow, Old Fruit Market Fri 15 - Newcastle, Boiler Shop Sat 16 - Manchester, Academy 2 Sun 17 - Leeds, Irish Centre Tue 19 - Oxford, O2 Academy Wed 20 - Cardiff, The Globe Fri 22 - Exeter, Phoenix Mon 25 - Southampton, the 1865 Tue 26 - Cambridge, Junction Wed 27 - London, O2 Shepherds Bush Empire Thu 28 - Nottingham, Rock City Sat 30 - Bristol, Beacon
It's very nearly May, and we're getting 🌟EXCITED🌟
We'd love to see your favourite TLJ show memories! Post your #TLJGig photos and videos, and give us a tag!
www.thelongestjohns.com/live
#TheLongestJohns #LiveMusic #UKFolkMusic #Gigs
Artwork for the single 'The Mothman', showing billowing clouds against a bold, slightly-muted red background, skies filled with flocks of white birds except for one that is centred at the bottom of the frame, in black instead of white.
You who seek the Mothman, best be..clicking through and pre-saving!
found.ee/thelongestjo...
#TheLongestJohns #FolkMusic #Mothman #Cryptid #UKFolkMusic
Look we're not saying you should seek the Mothman
BUT
if you felt like it, the best place to start is right here:
found.ee/thelongestjo...
#TheLongestJohns #Mothman #FolkMusic #UKFolk #NewMusic
A tour poster showing upcoming dates for the TLJ Canada tour. It shows the Ends of the Earth cartoon artwork (depicting a tropical island on the back of a giant crocodile, strewn with various other animals such as hippos, snakes, and manatees, and towering rickety structures as signs of habitation). There is also text saying "EXTRA DATES ADDED" The dates are as follows: July 2026 Fri 03 - Campbellford, ON / Westben Arts Festival Sat 04 - Orillia, ON / Mariposa Folk Festival Sun 05 - Orillia, ON / Mariposa Folk Festival Wed 08 - Toronto, ON / Lee's Palace Thu 09 - Ottawa, ON / Ottawa BluesFest Fri 10 - Montreal, QC / Beanfield Theatre Mon 13 - Winnipeg, MB / Sidestage Tue 14 - Victoria, BC / Studio 919 Wed 15 - Vancouver, BC / The Pearl Thu 16 - Calgary, AB / Commonwealth Fri 17 - Edmonton, AB / Double Dragon
🫎CANADA🍁
We're heading WEST! There's FIVE new dates added to our tour, taking us through
WInnipeg
Victoria
Vancouver
Calgary
and Edmonton!
Tickets should be going up on our Live page, and we can't wait to see you there!
www.thelongestjohns.com/live
#TheLongestJohns #Canada #Tour #LiveMusic
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#TheLongestJohns #UKFolkMusic #NewMusic #EndsOfTheEarth #Guitar
A poster for the upcoming Ends of the Earth tour, showing a list of tour dates over the pale blue and yellow skies, above the tropical, wildlife-strewn island from the album's artwork (there's a giant crocodile, large hippos, an extensive amount of snake, and some structures that are positively tiny in comparison). It also lists the support for the shows: Bog Bodies for Dublin, Aniar for Belfast, and Sean Dagher for everywhere else. The tour dates are as follows: May 2026 Fri 08 - Dublin, Academy Sat 09 - Belfast, The Limelight 2 Mon 11 - Liverpool, O2 Academy Tue 12 - Lancaster, Kanteena Wed 13 - Glasgow, Old Fruit Market Fri 15 - Newcastle, Boiler Shop Sat 16 - Manchester, Academy 2 Sun 17 - Leeds, Irish Centre Tue 19 - Oxford, O2 Academy Wed 20 - Cardiff, The Globe Fri 22 - Exeter, Phoenix Mon 25 - Southampton, the 1865 Tue 26 - Cambridge, Junction Wed 27 - London, O2 Shepherds Bush Empire Thu 28 - Nottingham, Rock City Sat 30 - Bristol, Beacon
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
We've had a couple of venue changes for our UK tour (Glasgow and Cardiff) so please be advised! Also buy tickets! Come see us!
www.thelongestjohns.com/live
#TheLongestJohns #UKTour #UKFolkMusic #LiveMusic #Gigs
Our new single and video, Ends of the Earth, is OUT NOW! Are you enjoying it? Are you excited for MORE? Do you have tickets for the tour?! Are you having a nice DAY?!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6hr...
#TheLongestJohns #UKFolkMusic #NewAlbum #EndsOfTheEarth #Trains
#Calligraphy #lyrics #TheLongestJohns
From The Longest John's song "Ashes": "I'll tend to the flame, you can worship the ashes"
Technically this counts as playing on the main stage of a DotA 2 tournament...
All our thanks to esldota2 for having us be a part of this, it was an honour!
#TheLongestJohns #Dota2 #HammerAndAnvil #ESLOne #Birmingham
Have a callback to the time we covered Binks' Brew and put it on our Caught in the Net collection!
Who else is enjoying One Piece S2 at the moment?
youtu.be/Hx0vc6iYqaY
#TheLongestJohns #OnePiece #BinksBrew #BinksNoSake #Netflix
A selfie of the band in the studio doing a rehearsal. JD's holding the camera, closest in shot and on the far left. Florin is next, towards the back of the shot, in the process of hitting a drum whilst looking at the camera with a feigned shock on his face. Robbie is taking a big sip from a white mug. Andy has his arms stretched out wide, perhaps trying to assert dominance over you, the viewer, or inviting you for a big hug. You decide. Then Anto is furthest on the right, also with a pair of drumsticks in his hand, blurred in motion and crossed into an X shape. At the bottom is a vivid green band, the ESL One logo, and Birmingham 2026
Look who's coming for dinner!
Putting together something pretty exciting for Sunday's ESL One Birmingham 2026 Grand Final!
#TheLongestJohns #ESLOne #Birmingham2026 #Dota2
A screengrab from the Ends of the Earth music video, showing the full band being drenched in dingy water whilst performing the song in a cramped, rickety container-like environment, as if being shipped off somewhere. Everyone is wearing black clothing, and yelling in various ways. There's text saying "Ends of the Earth - Video out now! Single releases Friday 27/03/26"
NEW VIDEO ALERT!
Ends of the Earth is up on Youtube! The single releases tomorrow! We hope you love what we're making!
found.ee/thelongestjo...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6hr...
#TheLongestJohns #EndsOfTheEarth #NewMusic #ReleaseRadar #UKFolkMusic
Thumbnail image for the Ends of the Earth video showing the band (Andy, Antonio, Robbie, Florin, and JD) packed into a dingy, ramshackle space, dressed in black clothing, playing instruments and looking a bit drenched as if it's been leaking and water's got in.
Ends of the Earth, the MUSIC VIDEO for the title track from our upcoming album premieres TODAY!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6hr...
Go watch, then presave the single which releases on Friday!
found.ee/thelongestjo...
(apologies for misunderstanding over release dates!)
#TheLongestJohns #EndsOfTheEarth
A crop of the roaring hippo from the album artwork, drawn in lovely comicbook style. Its jaws are set wide, fierce teeth on display, yellow eye staring vacantly off into the distance as it is lost in shouting.
rtwork for the Ends of the Earth single release, showing the album's stunning comicbook artwork of a giant crocodile island, bedecked with all sorts of flora AND fauna (hippos, snake, manatee, many trees) against a delightful blue background.
TWO THINGS!
Firstly: If you backed our Kickstarter, PLEASE FILL OUT YOUR BACKER SURVEY! It's important and it helps us progress orders!
Secondly: Ends of the Earth's title track releases as a single TOMORROW! Pre-save today!
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#TheLongestJohns #UKFolkMusic #NewMusic
Artwork for the Ends of the Earth single release, showing the album's stunning comicbook artwork of a giant crocodile island, bedecked with all sorts of flora AND fauna (hippos, snake, manatee, many trees) against a delightful blue background.
Ends of the Earth, the first single from our upcoming album, is launching on WEDNESDAY!
found.ee/thelongestjo...
#TheLongestJohns #EndsOfTheEarth #NewMusic #UKFolkMusic #ReleaseRadar
There were LOTS of highlights from our most recent stream with SPECIAL GUEST Seán Dagher, and GOOD NEWS: there will be MORE when he supports our Ends of the Earth tour (for shows in England and Scotland!)
www.thelongestjohns.com/live
#TheLongestJohns #SeanDagher #AC4 #BlackFlag #Shanty
A poster for the upcoming Ends of the Earth tour, showing a list of tour dates over the pale blue and yellow skies, above the tropical, wildlife-strewn island from the album's artwork (there's a giant crocodile, large hippos, an extensive amount of snake, and some structures that are positively tiny in comparison). It also lists the support for the shows: Bog Bodies for Dublin, Aniar for Belfast, and Sean Dagher for everywhere else. The tour dates are as follows: May 2026 Fri 08 - Dublin, Academy Sat 09 - Belfast, The Limelight 2 Mon 11 - Liverpool, O2 Academy Tue 12 - Lancaster, Kanteena Wed 13 - Glasgow, Old Fruit Market Fri 15 - Newcastle, Old Fruit Shop Sat 16 - Manchester, Academy 2 Sun 17 - Leeds, Irish Centre Tue 19 - Oxford, O2 Academy Wed 20 - Cardiff, Tramshed Fri 22 - Exeter, Phoenix Mon 25 - Southampton, the 1865 Tue 26 - Cambridge, Junction Wed 27 - London, O2 Shepherds Bush Empire Thu 28 - Nottingham, Rock City Sat 30 - Bristol, Beacon
Seems like people have been enjoying that little clip of Seán yesterday, so here's another reminder to GET YOUR TICKETS to a show (Seán is supporting in England and Scotland! The Ireland shows will also be great!)
www.thelongestjohns.com/live
#TheLongestJohns #SeanDagher #Shanty #UKFolkMusic #Tour
We were joined by the majestic Sean Dagher on stream, and will be again in May for shows in England and Scotland! Watch this, then come see those!
www.thelongestjohns.com/live
#TheLongestJohns #SeanDagher #LiveMusic #FolkMusic #Shanty
Kickstarter's done, but don't worry if you missed out! Keep an eye on the store for when the new merch will appear!
shop.thelongestjohns.com
#TheLongestJohns #UKFolkMusic #NewMusic
#EcksteinsMonthOfMusic
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky
March 17:
'A song with MONEY in the lyric
#TheLongestJohns - Pay Me My Money Down 💰
youtu.be/FmU4xCyjhug?...
An image of a jolly dugong (also known as the manatee) from the Ends of the Earth artwork! This large grey lad, rendered in lovely comicbook style by artist James Stokoe, has a couple of birds perched atop its snout and a big cheery smile on its face. Looks like a cheery fellow to meet.
A BIG HIPPO, seemingly having a monch on some kind of brickwork making up a dock. Its jowely mouth is draped over the dock (it's a REALLY large hippo, not just regular large) and its yellow eyes are staring off into the distance with a kind of serene placidity.
ur good friend the roaring hippo returns, jaws set wide in fearsome zeal, teeth fully on display, but perhaps just extremely happy with how the Kickstarter performed, or excited for its upcoming arrival of a new CD and some merchandise? Who can tell.
Lastly a little fish, popping its head out of the water, orange skin textured a little like a pineapple and mouth jutting forward in an 'oooh' shape, spitting a few drops of water. It may be hooting and/or hollering with excitement.
And that's a wrap on the Ends of the Earth Kickstarter!
Thank you SO MUCH for your support and enthusiasm, we can't wait for you to hear what's coming❤️
Backer surveys should be going out soon, so please keep an eye out for that as it really helps us out!
#TheLongestJohns #FolkMusic #NewMusic
A crop from the Ends of the Earth artwork, once more reminding you that it's done by the incredible James Stokoe. This shows a tall, rickety pile of structures as part of an island, piled up to the sky and capped with a spire. Looming out from behind it is an enormous, gnarled crocodile, dwarfing the island. Behind that are two smaller, but no less physically imposing (apart from their joyous demeanour) dugongs with birds perched on their heads. Behind them are billowing clouds, endless flocks of birds, and a beautiful blue/green/yellow gradated sky. Above them is the bold text "24 HOURS REMAIN..."
We've stretched the goals, we've got a cool album and excellent merch, if you've not backed yet you have until NOON UTC TOMORROW! Don't miss out
www.kickstarter.com/projects/the...
#TheLongestJohns #Kickstarter #UKFolkMusic #IndependentMusician #NewMusic
A simple comic book-style image of birds flying across a green-yellow gradated sky, with text telling you "43 HOURS REMAIN" and "GET YOUR PLEDGES IN!" as well as a Kickstarter 'ending soon!' badge. Because it is! And why birds? Well, there's 43 hours left, and 43 birds contained within the image!
A composite of two images showing different Kickstarter merchandise: A pullover hoodie in black, a pair of t-shirts (one in teal, the other creamish white), and a long-sleeve tee, all bearing parts of the artwork. And then An image showing a CD, a picture-disc vinyl, a regular vinyl, and a cassette, all adorned with the Ends of the Earth artwork which I shall now describe: The vibrant, cartoon imagery depicts an enormous crocodile (or alligator? Not sure!) looming out from behind a tropical-looking island, piled high with precarious, ramshackle buildings. The art is also packed with other creatures, such as a snake, multiple hippos, and a pair of dugongs (also known as the manatee) in the background. The skies above gradate from turquoise to yellow, disappearing behind a fluffy mound of billowing clouds, and are filled with hundreds of white birds.
A second composite image showing two more different Kickstarter merchandise rewards The first shows A pair of patches, two enamel pins, a tote bag, a baseball cap, and socks, all decorated with aspects of the main album artwork. The patches show a crocodile and hippo with TLJ and The Longest Johns text, respectively. The enamel pins have the same design. The tote bag shows a hippo and some buildings, as well as 'the longest johns'. The baseball cap has a long crocodile across it, and the socks are tiled with a little cartoon crocodile. and then The full album artwork artwork (The vibrant, cartoon imagery depicts an enormous crocodile (or alligator? Not sure!) looming out from behind a tropical-looking island, piled high with precarious, ramshackle buildings. The art is also packed with other creatures, such as a snake, multiple hippos, and a pair of dugongs (also known as the manatee) in the background. The skies above gradate from turquoise to yellow, disappearing behind a fluffy mound of billowing clouds, and are filled with hundreds of white birds) is shown on an A2 poster (portrait), an A3 art print (landscape, revealing a cheeky hippo off to the left), and on a pair of stickers.
We're just 43 HOURS from the end of our Kickstarter campaign! It ends at noon UTC on Sunday so there's not much time left to back it! There's also stuff like a jigsaw puzzle, tankard, and dice that aren't pictured! Go look!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/the...
#TheLongestJohns #Kickstarter
A screaming cartoon hippopotamus from the Ends of the Earth album artwork! It's very excitedly yelling about how only THREE(ish) DAYS REMAIN! to back the Kickstarter!
A composite of two images showing different Kickstarter merchandise: A pullover hoodie in black, a pair of t-shirts (one in teal, the other creamish white), and a long-sleeve tee, all bearing parts of the artwork. And then An image showing a CD, a picture-disc vinyl, a regular vinyl, and a cassette, all adorned with the Ends of the Earth artwork which I shall now describe: The vibrant, cartoon imagery depicts an enormous crocodile (or alligator? Not sure!) looming out from behind a tropical-looking island, piled high with precarious, ramshackle buildings. The art is also packed with other creatures, such as a snake, multiple hippos, and a pair of dugongs (also known as the manatee) in the background. The skies above gradate from turquoise to yellow, disappearing behind a fluffy mound of billowing clouds, and are filled with hundreds of white birds.
A second composite image showing two more different Kickstarter merchandise rewards The first shows A pair of patches, two enamel pins, a tote bag, a baseball cap, and socks, all decorated with aspects of the main album artwork. The patches show a crocodile and hippo with TLJ and The Longest Johns text, respectively. The enamel pins have the same design. The tote bag shows a hippo and some buildings, as well as 'the longest johns'. The baseball cap has a long crocodile across it, and the socks are tiled with a little cartoon crocodile. and then The full album artwork artwork (The vibrant, cartoon imagery depicts an enormous crocodile (or alligator? Not sure!) looming out from behind a tropical-looking island, piled high with precarious, ramshackle buildings. The art is also packed with other creatures, such as a snake, multiple hippos, and a pair of dugongs (also known as the manatee) in the background. The skies above gradate from turquoise to yellow, disappearing behind a fluffy mound of billowing clouds, and are filled with hundreds of white birds) is shown on an A2 poster (portrait), an A3 art print (landscape, revealing a cheeky hippo off to the left), and on a pair of stickers.
We've got cool merch!
We've got stretch goals!
We've got under THREE DAYS TO GO!
We've got TELL YOUR FRIENDS!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/the...
#TheLongestJohns #Kickstarter #UKFolkMusic #NewMusic #IndependentArtist
