A great cartoon by @mortenmorland.bsky.social for @thetimes.com - #Trump #WhiteHouse make over #Ballroom - #MAGA #madness - MAGA's #cult #followers love the stupid dances - Trump's ready for Strictly Come Dancing

Secret Service investigates reports of gunfire at park across from the White House The U.S. Secret Service says it's investigating overnight reports of gunfire near Lafayette Park, which is across the street from the White House.

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The Secret Service investigates reports of gunfire at the park across from the White House.
@apnews.com via @firstalert4.com:
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#gunfire #WhiteHouse #SecretService #news #journalism
#BreakingNews

Gunfire reported near White House; no injuries - Yes Punjab News Gunfire near Lafayette Park prompts Secret Service response; no injuries reported as authorities search for suspect near White House.

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#WhiteHouse #BreakingNews #WashingtonDC #SecretService #Gunfire #USNews #SecurityAlert #LafayettePark #DCPolice #USPolitics #LawEnforcement #CrimeNews #NewsUpdate

White House denies Trump hospital rumours Washington, April 5 (SocialNews.XYZ) The White House has pushed back against widespread online speculation that President Donald Trump was hospitalised, calling the claims false after rumours spread rapidly across social media following a routine press “lid”. The speculation began after the White House announced a travel and photo “lid” at 11 a.m. ET Saturday, signalling no further public appearances for the day.

White House denies Trump hospital rumours #WhiteHouse #Trump #socialnewsxyz

Gunfire reported near White House; no injuries Washington, April 5 (SocialNews.XYZ) U.S. Secret Service officers responded to reports of gunfire near Lafayette Park early on Sunday, triggering a security response near the White House. No injuries were reported, and no suspect was immediately found. The United States Secret Service said officers were dispatched shortly after midnight following reports of shots fired in the vicinity of Lafayette Park, located just north of the White House.

Gunfire reported near White House; no injuries #Gunfire #WhiteHouse #socialnewsxyz

White House denies Trump hospitalization rumours - Yes Punjab News White House denies Trump hospitalisation rumours after viral posts, confirms President working normally in the West Wing.

White House denies Trump hospitalization rumours yespunjab.com?p=236732

#DonaldTrump #WhiteHouse #BreakingNews #USPolitics #FakeNews #FactCheck #WalterReed #TrumpNews #PoliticalNews #Misinformation #ViralNews #EasterWeekend #NewsUpdate #USPresident

HEY Kiddos, can you say "OBLITERATED"?.... now, can you say it 5 or 6 more times!! ....YOU just might be presidential material!

#WhiteHouse
#GOP
#Iran

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»Der Plan des #WhiteHouse, Notfallölreserven auf den Markt zu bringen, stützt sich auf eine innovative Vertragsstruktur, durch die der „Käufer“ heute ein Barrel #Rohöl für die Zusage erhält, in einem Jahr mindestens 1,2 Barrel zurückzugeben.

„Das Clevere daran ist, daß dies die Abnehmer mehr […]

Saw this while walking around my town this morning.

#Trump #Iran #Hormuz #WhiteHouse #Washington #DonaldTrump #MAGA #USA #ICE #USA #Migrants #Freedom #Nazis #Gestapo #Immigration #Mexico #Cuba #Colombia #Argentina

#Pasqua at #WhiteHouse 😎

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President Colbert....just floating the idea.
An excellent fitting, plus it would have a delicious irony as his life path was changed under vile circumstances by a despicable excuse for a human.

#stephencolbert
#USA
#unitedstatesofamerica
#🇺🇸
#America
#Whitehouse

Did Trump Kill International Law – Or Was It Already Dead? The Iran War marks the second time in two months that Donald Trump decapitated a country without real legal justification.

I hopefully queried “is #TrumpDead?”

All I got was a #WhiteHouse SPOKESPERSON #DENIAL
🤔 &
this:

Hasan #Piker on #apartheid #israel and calls Trump's USA a terrorist country youtu.be/1Agp_l3nsBo Hasan is fantastic and tells the truth on the orange pedophile rapist scumbag in the #WhiteHouse! #Epsteinfiles

US satellite firm Planet Labs announces blackout on war on Iran images Company says move amid US-Israel war on Iran comes after a request from the US government.

The coverup under pedophile #Trump has many forms, this time its #Iran www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/... #Epsteinfiles #Bondi #DoJ the crazy in the #WhiteHouse doesnt like truth!

„Likewise, the bomb shelters, hospital and medical area, protective partitioning, and Top Secret Military installations, structures, and equipment, are built and/or ready to be built, installed, and placed.“

#WTF #Ballroom #WhiteHouse #Trump is afraid?

White House Denies Trump Medical Emergency Rumors Official White House statements clarify the Trump health update today following unverified social media reports.

Analysis of the Trump health update today shows a disconnect between viral social media claims and verified administrative procedures at the White House and Walter Reed. #OngoingNow #Trump #WhiteHouse #Maryland #Politics

I Downloaded (and Deleted) the White House App So You Don't Have To. It's a Hot Mess The app is a nightmare of a historically dangerous cyberattack waiting to happen.

A App from the #WhiteHouse with Links to #FoxNews.
Development made in #Russia.
What could go wrong?
www.cnet.com/tech/service...
The whole #Trump Regime is the most successful #KGB Operation of all Time!

What to Know About the ‘Massive’ Military Bunker Beneath Trump’s Ballroom

#BiologicalWeapons #Biodefence #Protection #WhiteHouse #Trump
What to Know About the ‘Massive’ Military Bunker Beneath Trump’s Ballroom
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“Unless and until Congress blesses this project through statutory authorization, construction has to stop!” wrote ...

Trump vs. Jesus. Easter jokes. #magacult #kristinoem #popeleo #satirecomedy #newscommentary @MeidasTouch News update. US politics. Evangelical Christians. Satire. Funny. TikTok video by eveningforestnews

Happy Easter! 2 Minutes of Easter jokes where I don’t think Trmp is very much like Jesus at all! Also, as you’ve come to rely upon, the Best Shroud of Turin Joke on the Internet Today! #easter #whitehouse #paulawhite

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#WhiteHouse
Dead king

💭 & 🙏 Donnie Boy! #WalterReed #WhiteHouse #Trump

#DonaldTrump's personal spiritual adviser has sparked backlash after comparing the billionaire president's life to that of #JesusChrist’s, during an #Easter lunch event at the #WhiteHouse. #JohnIadarola and #BrettErlich break it down on @thedamagereport.bsky.social
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White House Addresses Trump Walter Reed Rumors on Social Media: ‘Fear Not!’ The White House addressed rumors circulating on social media that Donald Trump must be incapacitated because of the early press "lid" called Saturday.

#Discover #Trump #WhiteHouse

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Claiming a luxury ballroom is a "security necessity" is a fascinating legal stretch. Apparently, the republic isn't safe unless the East Wing has enough gold leaf to blind an appeals court. It’s a $400 million ego trip masquerading as national defense.
#EastWing #WhiteHouse #Pol

The White House is working overtime to prove the President exists just because a Marine is standing by a door. We’ve reached a point where "he’s definitely in there" is the primary PR strategy. If the work is so relentless, the results are certainly taking the scenic route.
#WhereIsTrump #WhiteHouse

BREAKING: WHERE IS THE PRESIDENT? A Wartime Lid, a Missing Airman, and a Nation Left Guessing From rumours of a medical emergency to trying to sell yesterday's disastrous military losses at the hands of Iran, Trump abruptly cancelled his day and went into hiding.

#USA #WHITEHOUSE declares #LID today at 11:08hr today.

On Friday, news broke that 2 U.S. warplanes — an F-15 and an F-35 — were shot down by Iranian missiles and 2 other aircraft were hit by Iranian fire during rescue operations. One member of the F-15 crew is still missing.

Donald Trump spokesman forced to deny US President is dead amid hospital rumours Mirror'

APR 4 #DailyReminder #tRUMP #Insurrection
#WhiteHouse attempted to dismiss speculation that #DOEnald174 is receiving treatment @ #WalterReed National Military Medical Center as rumours regarding his health erupted online on Saturday.
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Donald Trump spokesman forced to deny US President is dead amid hospital rumours Rumours were swirling that President Donald Trump was being treated at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, after the White House announced he would not be making any public appearances on Sa...

Section of media reporting about President Trump being hospitalized after #WhiteHouse statement on his not making any public appearances today. ཨ་རིའི་སྲིད་འཛིན་སྐུ་གཟུགས་བདེ་ཐང་ཡིན་མིན་ཐོག་གསར་འགྱུར་འགའ་ཐོན་བཞིན་འདུག www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news...

Donald Trump spokesman forced to deny US President death and hospital rumours Rumours were swirling that President Donald Trump was being treated at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, after the White House announced he would not be making any public appearances on Saturday

Are we already at the point of,
like @darthputinkgb.bsky.social says regarding #Putin #Kreml,

„Don’t believe anything until the #Whitehouse denies it“?

and the #WhiteHouse announced that the President will not appear before the public today.

(This is a developing story)