im not a robot

iirc it used to be that because robots were incompetent to understand the negative particle

it takes advantage of microjitters your scheduler will cause

unironically a beautiful and effective way to keep grifters out. if you get filtered by an anime catgirl popping up for 2 seconds because it's too cringe and gay for you was your heart really in the systems programming?

All my blood markers will test like a middle aged woman on HRT. Every one.

I can get vaginal thrush and BV. I need mammograms. My response to medication and physical activity is female-typical.

There is NO USEFUL SENSE in which I am “biologically male”. I’m just not.

inside you there are two outlooks. neither are working

why can a whole ass movie be leaked, but we still dont have all the epstein files yet?

i’ve literally watched this like 30 times since last night and it only keeps getting more funny

Google will be like DDLC is too much but the CSAM creating machine X and Grok are okay.

A wolpertinger (fanged winged bunny with deer antlers) name Taiga

i lied, one more bnuy for the road 🐇🐇🐇
he has a name now too! 🐇

- post controversial opinion
- mute and enable vibration
- profit

it vibrates a lot i mean

i mean i have written an equation for a financial well being scale (sqrt((income - expenses)/elementary expense)) which I think scales very accurately, even for negative denominator (wellbeing is imaginary, quite literally)

Where does that come from

"The myth of artistic freedom": Man: I want to draw it Woman: I want to see it MasterCard/Visa: I DON'T! "Isn't there some random payment processor you forgot to ask?"

(idk who made this)

Yesterday, Google chose to remove Doki Doki Literature Club from the Google Play Store. Their explanation is that the game’s content violates their Terms of Service in its depiction of sensitive themes. DDLC is widely celebrated for portraying mental health in a way that meaningfully connects deeply with players around the world, helping them feel heard, understood, and less alone on their journey. Managing to achieve that—making a truly meaningful difference by using the power of fiction to connect to others—is what I’m most grateful for. It inspires me every day to keep making cool new things, things that can really reach others, especially those in need of connection. DDLC is available on many different major platforms, including iOS, Nintendo Switch, PlayStation, and more. We’re continuing to do everything we can to find a path forward for getting DDLC reinstated on the Google Play Store. Meanwhile, we’re also looking into potential options for alternate methods of distribution on Android devices. We worked hard to bring DDLC to Android, and we’ve gotten to see so much love and enthusiasm from passionate Android users over these past few months. Thank you so much to the community for continuing to express your love and support for DDLC through the years. We’ll keep you updated on the future of DDLC for Android. - Dan Salvato and the Serenity Forge Team

A statement regarding the removal of DDLC from the Google Play Store:

Tell her she's pretty

A friend asked for this

#デフォ子 #Defoko #Utau #UtaUtane

four panel comic. panel one: a cartoon man addresses a brain: “hey Brain how’s it goin?” panel two: the brain is obscured by many many black scratchy lines, making it look like an evil tumbleweed panel three: the man takes this in silently panel four:man: “yea”

the psychic damage of being online and aware this morning is staggering

sorry for the repost, but the previous version was bugging me and i would not stand to suffer it any longer

My camera was stolen out of my car the other day. I'm a trans woman and photographer that takes photos while travelling for work. My camera was my baby. I'm asking for help to get a refurbished camera for $500. if anyone can share and help me get a new one 🙏🏼

CashApp ironicmind13
Venmo DabiW

Don't like this more than the Rei claw machine BUT I'm really enjoying this chance to just try new things with my art!

Maybe I'll include some of the side characters in the next one!

#唄音ウタ #デフォ子 #桃音モモ #足立レイ #重音テト #UTAU

Had 2 appointments with a psychiatrist so far

every time you repost this image a trans person gets hormone treatment and a transphobe grows up as a person, realizes their mistakes, and tries to make up for them #trans #mtf #transflag #pride #lgbt #lgbtq

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i accidentally made a gf

you're tailor-made for this era
with an appearance of vulneravility

i think i can start formally transitioning on my 19th birthday

Comic. [Two people, one with ponytail and one with beret, sitting on a boat fishing. Below the water, the person with the beret’s fishing line has caught on a large rock on the bottom.] PERSON with beret: It feels like a big one! At least 10^24 kilograms!

Fishing

xkcd.com/3179/