that is way smarter than *gestures to my kitchen* 😂

me too! first time for everything! 😂 we were like "what if we didn't wait til someone was hungry to figure out what's for dinner?" revolutionary, I know.

I remembered my list though, so it's not a total wash 🙃

once again, I have forgotten my headphones while grocery shopping 🫩

thinking you're off the next day only to realize you had your days mixed up?

a simmering pan of milk. the top of the frame reads [BLACKBEARD CAM] in red letters and the caption reads "The Gentleman Pirate, I presume?" surrounded by sparkle emojis and smirking emojis

I'm not procrastinating, you are

10s, 10s, 10s across the board!

oh my god 😂

You are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis.

959pm on Friday, Lightning scatters across the Gold Coast and taps the Hancock in Chicago.

now you just need your ride to show up 😅

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this looks like it popped up in a Tool music video

the enemy of my enemy is.... the pope? wait that can't be right.

I mean, I didn't actually picture *having* adult years, so yeah it's pretty wildly different

the artemis ii crew waking up tomorrow

a screenshot of some of the crew from Artemis 2 (specifically Victor Glover & Christina Koch) sitting on a helicopter post-splashdown

the cast of taskmaster series 21: Amy Gledhill, Armando Iannucci, Joanna Page, Joel Dommett, and Kumail Nanjiani

eating pizza in my living room with my family, my good friends from space on my phone and my clever friends from the bbc on my television. Friday nights don't get much better than this.

as far as I understand even re-entry was a test because the unmanned Artemis I sustained more damage when it came back than expected

it was a test flight to make sure that the launching system would work and that the spacecraft would support life in deep space. it's a step toward sending people further into space. (and they got to lay human eyes on the side of the moon we never see!!)

I cannot believe how well it's going 💖💖💖

T-Rex: There are certain genres that fan fiction hits more than most! We're all familiar with taking existing characters and, oh I don't know... T-Rex: ...putting them in an ALTERNATE UNIVERSE where they all work in a COFFEE SHOP??

T-Rex: But there's also Hurt/Comfort, where you take existing characters, hurt one, and then - THEN - another character comforts them. Dromiceiomimus: Wow! Is there Hurt/No Comfort? T-Rex: Yes! T-Rex: You SICKO!!

Utahraptor: And you mention this because...? T-Rex: Because we should swap! T-Rex: Fan fiction and video games should SWITCHAROO their genres for a bit - it'd freshen BOTH up! I'd love a Saved By The Bell real-time strategy story, or play a coffee shop hurt/comfort version of Wii Sports. Let's do it! Let's better ourselves AND elevate art by swapping commonly used genres!

Narrator: LATER: T-Rex: Call of Duty got WAY more interesting when it shifted to "pining, angst, enemies to lovers, slowburn, touch starved" tags. Off panel: Honestly, I could NOT agree more. T-Rex: It is a fully objective improvement!

and when you throw in a "pretend relationship" tag for the dlc? whoa mamma

qwantz.com/index.php?co...

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the youth archery team is talking about phalanges, how old you need to be for a colonoscopy, and the ages of their parents. I'm not sure I want any context 😂

"chocolate zucchini bread's back on the menu, boys!" Uruk-hai 2.0, probably

"there is no hater on earth like a hater from Chicago"

can confirm 💅

I was never this interested in the Catholic church when I was technically a party of it

an assortment of pills, a pill organizer, and a giant water bottle (covered in stickers) sitting on a table

the "still punk as fuck" meme incarnate