a cartoon of a person with their mouth open and the words this can n't be happening ALT: a cartoon of a person with their mouth open and the words this can n't be happening

//imaginary technique

fuck you

//my motivation for this account! It has returned!!
HUZZAH!!

Alice was just...staring at the [READER].
It was starting to get creepy.

She's just mumbling about a 'tea party..'

"Mm...don't be late to the tea partyyyy...don't be don't be lateeee..."

She's swaying left and right.

//so
I have food poisoning-

//PARODY BLUESKY!!!!

GIVE AMERICAN MCGEE'S ALICE SOME REPRESENTATION...
AND MY LIFE...
IS YOURS!

"Nonono i LOVE them!
I just don't like how they taste!
I love hugging and kissing and tearing and stomping them ehehehehheheee!!!"

"Always have been always are! Ehehehe!!"

Yeah...this...girl was bonkers.

"No no far too jumpy for me!
But if you got me something pointy like rabbit..."

"Hmhmhmm...what do we have here?"

"Awh...that's a shame. I was feeling rather peckish..."

"Do you intend to call me mad?
I hardly think it's a trait unique to just me. I think...
We're all a little mad here. Why not embrace it?"

//unrelated but I would murder maim and destroy for a HUG from Lilo's sister

"Am I a villain in your eyes?
I'm certainly not in my own.
But are my eyes telling me the truth? Or a lie?"

"Mutter mutter mutter..don't we all mutter? Is talking not loud muttering? Is yelling not the loudest muttering?"

//???

//accidently deleted stuff for my pinned 😭

ALICE IN WONDERLAND VILLAIN SONG - I Only Paint in Red Now | Song by Lydia the Bard & Tony YouTube video by Lydia the Bard

Based on the song by LydiaTheBard

All art is by lazyeule

Original Song: youtu.be/s3ny03wibmQ?

𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐖𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝
𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧, 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐫
𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐮𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐰
𝐖𝐞'𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞!

𝐃𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐝-
𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐄.

//great! The SKY looks BLUER than before!

I swear I'm done now...
Don't want you to go MAD AS A HATTER! Even if I have a CHESHIRE grin on right now!

//I'm glad!
Maybe I should HANG around you more often?
Keep your pun skills SHARP as a KNIFE?
Maybe- and although I might be DRAGON this on, I'm having a BALL!

//could say you're a....

Les-BEAN?

//ah
Ahhhhh
I see what you did there

"Hm. You certainly don't look of eggs.
But maybe I just need to crack you open?"

-Alice was facing the wall, muttering something...-
"Tick Tock, I'm a clock...."
-she was saying it over and over again..-

-A hand reaches out, grabbing it and pulling it down.-
"There. Now stop your yapping. It's making my ears want to fly away."
-...but girlfriend wasn't talking?-

ALICE IN WONDERLAND VILLAIN SONG - I Only Paint in Red Now | Song by Lydia the Bard & Tony YouTube video by Lydia the Bard

Based on the song by LydiaTheBard

All art is by lazyeule

Original Song: youtu.be/s3ny03wibmQ?...