If one of my party's recent prime ministers had redecorated the Number 10 flat in a way that ended up involving TWO separate inquiries and a Wikipedia page, I would simply not have put out a press release confirming that the current prime minister had spent less than the allowance he was given.
A stack of chinos in different colors.
Someone asked if I could tell them where to buy a pair of good chinos. In this thread, I will tell you, but my answer is not simple. On the upside, I think this is a better approach when shopping for clothes and you can apply it to any kind of item. 🧵
Each edition of Question Time should have a Susie Dent type fact-checking expert at a separate desk with a big pile of books, pointing out the lies of the last panelist.
I always go Dev-a-knee - have a similar family name and pronounce in same way
This show is GREAT, on iPlayer.
The entire NASA Artemis II Flickr album is sensational www.flickr.com/photos/nasa2...
"You can't hear an image"
The image
Melania Trump
League of gentlemen 'we didn't burn him!'
Melania Trump's statement in full.
Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"
Congratulations @totalcurtis.bsky.social
Just heard the sad news that donald trump was accidentally pulled inside out through his anus today, though he is still alive somehow. elon musk attempted to save him using a tiny submarine, but it has catastrophically imploded inside trumps inverted bumhole.
Having checked my notes, Shakespeare never said "Tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty, you're listening to the boy from the big bad city". But he did mention a city when he said "Two households, both alike in dignity (In fair Verona, where we lay our scene)", and you can understand my confusion.
Wednesday is the new Friday 🤪 day off tomorrow so few beers tonight. 1st up Happy Easy Pale by @cloudwaterbrew Nice 👌 #Bskybeer
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As a pre-teen in the eighties I would go in the bath and my younger sisters would gather round chanting "bring out the Branston" from the popular advert. I would then proceed to squeeze out a teeny tiny poo to much applause. What can I say, the black & white TV was on the blink.
magazine letter, image of carpark sign with the words: WARNING CAR THIEVES WORK HERE. the letter reads: THIS is crazy, employing car thieves in a car park. Talk about asking for trouble. Why don't they just give them the sack and take the signs down? Dominic Twose, Leamington Spa
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I’d always put Guinness first, but agree Boddies is decent.
Never considered Asahi in a pub but will give it a go next time I’m stuck with few choices, ta for the tip
Nick’s substack is great. Interesting analysis and context, plus a bit of lighter hearted commentary on the Oscars in this week’s edition. With the relentlessly bleak non-stop news it’s a welcome end note
ME: you’re allowed to say fuck shit and asshole because they don’t take the lord’s name in vain
PREIST: are you going to take the wafer or not
Motherfucker is so senile he thinks he’s fuckin’ Nostradamus
I’m going to carry on using my hands, if it’s all the same to you.
Yeah, it's the height and flaring out at the bottom that I like about it
I really like that tankard
Cloudwater Nitro Stout on the bar in a tankard
Cloudwater Nitro Stout on the bar in a tankard - I just missed out on ‘splitting the c(loud)
Trying out a new beer at work. Happy with what the brew gang have done and looking forward to seeing what punters think #bskybeer
Would it be so difficult to publish the name of the recipe in the message, so irritating.
Electronic music is a genre that was started and shaped by women, so on International Women's Day, here are some Bandcamp recommendations for women making some of the best electronic music you can get today. 🧵
Drawing of Mark E Smith
Drawing of Mark E Smith
Mark E Smith. Born on this day in 1957.
More songs should start like Monkey Gone to Heaven. "There was a guy." Ok I'm listening, what's this guy up to
"We are freeing Iran from religious fanatics".
A prayer for Trump in the White House.
