I think maybe it’s a popstar.

There is an ombré squirrel in my yard!

Imagine Trump saying Ublaz.

“Ublaz Mad Eyes, I was the first to call him that, he’s got crazy eyes. JD loves him, he came to me crying, saying Mr President we need a deal with Ublaz. The pirate king! Sampetra had so many tariffs, they were so unfair to us. Now they’re paying their fair share”

“Nobody has seed cake like my seed cake, the abbot asked me, where do you get your seed cake and I said, Abbot, I make it myself, it’s incredible.”

“The badgers, they got on their knees like dogs. They asked me, how do you make your raspberry cordial? I don’t know, I said, nobody knows.”

“Cluny the Scourge, folks, he makes the best deals for his rats. He comes to me and we make the best deals, like no one ever heard of. He’s saying ‘maybe we’ll run the Abbey together’, we’ll see…

But Matthias Mouse, squeaky Matt I call him, he’s no Martin the Warrior, no Martin the Warrior.”

Obviously he meant “America’s problems haven’t been caused by irresponsible populists YET”

“Jesus who likes when I do violence to my enemies” has gotta be one of the most perennially popular idols

After a week in Mexico, 7/11 airport onigiri won’t be the thing that takes me out, right?

Very nice! Happy Easter!

They’re chibifying Frida Kahlo here in CDMX

they blocked Pizzaballa from entering the Church on Palm Sunday. This has led to Bluesky’s first mass conversion event. Welcome new Catholics of Bluesky. Peace be with you

I didn’t exactly run across the street like you did, but I definitely found myself at a loss for words after some initial conversation and just sort of wandered off.

I met a bunch of webcomic artists at the first (of two) New England Webcomic Weekend back in 2009. I was most excited about meeting Ryan North bc Dinosaur Comics comprised a not-insignificant part of my personality in college. And of course since then he’s gone on to great success!

I’ve been loving StS2. I was really disappointed they don’t support local coop though.

Biblically accurate Angel

TFW I bring tidings of great joy

That Fifth Element one is pretty funny at least!

Zorro pt 1

I was shocked that Zorro only had one half-star review. I figured it would have the most! Luckily it’s a doozy (translated from German)!

The guy is incorrect that they moved the setting to Spain though. They made up a fictitious South American colony that it takes place in. They even show a map!

Half-star reviews of my Letterboxd top 4 (last one in next tweet, didn’t fit in one screenshot).

Maybe it’s a normie pick, but you’ve gotta have Sister Act!

Mine are into it, but I think they’re a little older than yours… we’re letting the 8y/o tag along tho.

My 11 y/o asked “I wonder if The Godfather will win anything” last night, and we had to explain that it was only limited to last year’s movies, not just an ongoing ranking of Bests. 😆

I heard it’s Pixar’s take on Avatar? Does that track?

We saw GOAT earlier and it was an above-average kids movie.

“This can happen if ??????” Is an instant classic

Will my glorified body still contain all the microplastics

How did you like it? I’ve been meaning to check these out.

Good to know 👀

Maybe a very sloooow marathon over the year 😂

Thanks, that’s definitely one I’ve heard of! Are some of them particularly UNfamily-friendly?

It was also shelved with their vinyl, so maybe based on the form factor they thought it was a record set??

I know! I feel like they must’ve left off a zero on the end!

I haven’t seen any Fellini, any recommendations for where to start?