Yeahhh

Every year I’m like why did I squander the opportunity to make people watch my country the new age episode one as a birthday gift to me

Oh boy my intestines are catching up to my stress

Ahhhhhh

Thanks man

I am going to NEED people to stop making Felicette posts

High school should not be this stressful when I am not the one attending it

Thanks bud

I’m turning bought myself another pillow thinking it’ll save my whole life years old on Wednesday

🤝

Imagine the entitlement

Me tooooooooo

My next two weeks are jam packed with stressful things but tonight I am Really High 🙏

Agnus Dei by The Last Dinner Party

Someone needs to study why cats who don’t normally watch TV were locked in on Artemis II

OK, but they’re legitimately kind of scary because you can feel the water kind of like churning under your feet

He truly is the man of all time

He’s just such a dick IRL lol I’m like damn it why are you so hot

I’m struggling

Calling the zodiacs “fast boats” and “small boats” is the cutest shit I’ve ever heard #artemis

I’m gonna need them to erect this front porch #artemis

God he’s so unfortunately hot

"From the pages of Jules Verne to a modern day mission to the Moon, a new chapter of the exploration of our celestial neighbor is complete." #artemis #space #integrity

My cat did the same thing!

That took a year off my life but I loved it

I genuinely think that at least 20% of my brain is taken up by 90s country lyrics

It is literally so dumb that I’m ovulating at all let alone being briefly tormented by ovulation pain

That was a delight

(Derogatory)

I bought a new dildo and every day it isn’t here yet I become more weirdly angry-horny