4.7 does my crimes, can’t complain

#1 personality for a goat candidate in any sport

A single-panel meme based on a Garfield comic strip. Jon Arbuckle, wearing an apron and an oven mitt, is bending over to pull a pan out of an open oven. Garfield the cat sits next to him, watching. Jon has a speech bubble containing the nonsensical phrase: "WHY DO THEY CALL IT OVEN WHEN YOU OF IN THE COLD FOOD OF OUT HOT EAT THE FOOD".

This is like how it picks 42 for a random number every time. At its very core, it’s cringe

It’s so much better than Fresca imo

if i can defend the smartwatch a little, sometimes a quick peek at a notification on the watch keeps me from taking my phone out of my pocket

hmm i used to like gambling but now i'm polarized against it

In a scene from the Star Trek: Voyager episode "Tsunkatse," Seven of Nine enters the arena to face her foe: the mighty Super Grover, who stands opposite her flexing his arms.

Day 166 of inserting a Muppet into a Star Trek screenshot

#StarTrek #StarTrekVoyager
#TheMuppets #SesameStreet

LeBron tolerates way more cities than me apparently

Okay so here’s my actual Bluesky-is-dying hypothesis:

The entire web is dying. Users aren’t going from BlueSky to another site (x/insta/threada/tiktok). Users are going to chatbots.

I know traffic to news sites has cratered (like 90%). My hunch is traffic to all the social platforms is down too.

gemini's memory probably does nice things sometimes but it's annoying how it fixates. this couldn't be more random, but it somehow thinks i'm the world's #1 pudge rodriguez fan. anything baseball i ask it, it's at least going to namecheck him, or worst case: outright give him as an incorrect answer.

1000%

there’s a world where the prequels never happen and john williams is a festival headliner

i want 10 cantina band jizz albums and fuck everything else star wars

Danielle Fishel also went to prom with Lance Bass

a fact I enjoy is that our first president born after US independence learned English as a second language

if I see anyone with calluses like mine I’ll just assume they’re also into bouldering

there’s multiple subway takes where kareem (from minnesota) is a 100% agree on some other transplant’s take that they’re the only good transplants

public park across the street is so much more important than the yard

family is when yard and the more yard you have the more family you are

public library and dvd/bluray is the only way to watch

maybe this cuts you off around 2020 release dates but that’s still enough good stuff to last a lifetime

Top headlines: Tiger arrested on suspicion of DUI after crash. Sources: Sun sold, will relocate to Houston in '27

another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"

A screenshot of a Bluesky post by Elizabeth Warren (@warren.senate.gov) that reads: "I have questions for MrBeast."

nardwuar interviewing mogwai in 2006

Fifty cents and no/100 cents

A screenshot of a job board section titled "Top job picks for you." It features two job listings. The first is for a "Software Engineer, Encoding Libraries" at Anthropic in San Francisco, CA (Hybrid), with a badge noting "2 company alumni." The second is for a "Software Engineer, Backend - Sora" at OpenAI in San Francisco, CA, with a badge noting "Actively recruiting."

I’m thinking it’s a great time to get started at Sora