Agree - and not the first to say it, but going along with his lies is something of a cultural identity signifier, about the same as wearing a MAGA hat

Spent good parts of my teen years in Fairfax, and yes it is wealthy, yes a lot of that is government salaries and contracting, but virtually everyone there works?? And that includes a lot of working people from across the country who relocate to NoVa for better economic opportunities.

Everyone talks about The Hague, but it’s like, have you not heard of the US prison system? Imagine for a moment the thought of Elon Musk in 23 hours / day of solitary confinement at the Colorado Supermax

No one tell the DNC 🤫

Menswear writer here. 👋 Let me tell you why you shouldn't wear an armband like that. 🧵

Do adrenochrome shipments typically pass through the strait of Hormuz or what’s going on here

Thank you for recognizing our plight 🙏

Yeah I got something this guy can suck off

November 2024: okay, he was president once before and we survived. how bad could another 4 years be?

18 months later: [the pope is casting woe sorceries at us]

And yet in many of his public appearances he is happy?

The blasphemies continue

15 minutes

[golden rings open like in Avengers Endgame and everyone mentioned in the Epstein files start stepping through]

That explains the lack of cancer despite a decades long build-up of vitriol and ill humors

Check out this little left-right-left combo history threw our way over 60 years ago

November 23, 1963 was the day we, as a nation, decided to no longer discriminate against Catholics. Coincidence that this date is also the beginning of our national decline?

Prior to 1999, the world did not fully understand how hot a 17-year old could be. Britney Spears changed everything

Chungus is actually a contraction for “chief among us”

Who up getting they swalwussy ate?

They got my boy Eric Swalwell for the crime of going absolutely psycho while on pussy patrol

That’s exciting. Now let’s go ahead and put her in the maybe pile

he's counting on people not knowing what a doctor looks like because they don't have healthcare

Never Trump Republican? That’s a Republican.
Liberal who is former Republican? Republican.
Moderate? You guessed it buddy.
Lifelong liberal who hates the left? You know what it is.

It is 444 days since Donald Trump and the MAGA movement obtained total control of the US Federal govt

As a show of good faith and gesture toward lasting peace, Donald Trump has agreed to send Barron to be a ward of the Ayatollah

Donald Trump will be first president since James Madison to get America invaded through Canada