i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

This time next week there will be fake baseball

More like cat noturds

Re #jaguars: people in #NFL thought ownership was not locked in to keeping Baalke. Assumption was that owner might part with GM to accommodate a specific candidate. The fact that GM change is happening NOW seems too late ... unless Ben Johnson wasn't going there anyway & it's w/others in mind.

meta cut 5% of work force focusing on lowest perfomers hiv aids

i cant imagine what itd take to be a "top performer" at the depraved & miserable meta corporation. Is it whoever clogs the toilet the most?

Need sound on.

The coach needs to look like he could snap the QB in half and if so every reckless decision is good

Dan Campbell and Nick Sirianni

Are we sure Daboll is safe? The Giants look poorly coached every week. Lots of mistakes, pre-snap penalties, etc. And the players seemed to quit the week after they released Jones.

The race for the 5 and 6 seed between GB and MIN (and I guess WAS should they get to 11+ wins) is interesting. In that there's a good chance both win and you get 1-6, 2-5 matchup in round 2. And for the Eagles I would not want to see TB as the 7 seed.

This was my preseason prediction the other way. I thought the Eagles would be a flimsy 13 win team like last year (defense a year away) and lose to GB in the 1-5 game. Lions as the 2 seed.

I still feel like I end up spending most of my time on the other site because the writers and outlets I follow are still just posting mostly or exclusively on there.

Twitter posts no longer have timestamps. That's exactly what you want on a network built on being a realtime information source. Possibly the worst to ever do it in social media

Live your life so that when you’re taken out in a hit on a public street thousands of people online don’t post the Alonzo Mourning head nod gif.

I love it when people are like “Hi welcome to all my new followers who enjoyed that comment on a news item. Mostly I post about the harmonica archives and my collection of rare tumors in little jars”

Congrats to Mario Cristobal. That was the Take The Points decision of the year.

Down 7, 4th and goal, 3:42 left, you have Cam Ward, and your defense is getting lit up. He kicked the FG.

Weekly reminder: Waiting longer to lose is not the same as trying to win.

michigan players are gonna walk out of the shoe with a win and an excessive force lawsuit against the police. big day

We could just sign a good backup and hire a DJ for the locker room. JT may be cooked and should inly play 110-120 games now. Needed a better backup catcher this season.

My summer 2022 take that "Jones could be OK with good coaching because he had no weapons and was coached by Shurmur, Judge, and Garrett his first 3 years" looked good for 1 season.

Limited backup who could be fine short term in RPO heavy scheme. Definitely top 35 QB.

Al Michaels was instead focused on whether Jeudy was touched down on the reception for 5 mins.

The Prime Vision view is so good. I wish other standalone games on Sunday and Monday offered an alt All-22 view of the game.

My old man brain goes to Quinton Mikell every time I read Quinyon Mitchell.

I’m contractually obligated to tell you guys the Boston Red Sox added Jhoestynxon Garcia to their 40-man roster and his nickname is “The Password.”

Per Next Gen Stats, Eagles LB Zack Baun now leads the NFL in stops -- a stat that tracks how often a player makes a tackle that results in a negative play (EPA) for the offense.

Baun has a league-high 58 stops on the season.

This is the funniest play you will see today.