I love hempel

Ponos i fucking hate you guys/not serious

Behemoth enemies are about to become so much easier to deal with

:P

She’s a multi-hit unit with a wave attack on the second attack, meaning 99.999999% of the time the wave attack never happens when you want it to, her health is also low so good luck even getting that second attack ever before she gets knocked back or dies

I hate this fucking unit i want her removed from my account and removed from the game/hj

Always gamble

So real

Looking back

It’d probably be waaay too much work to parody all of em’

Maybe i should parody D’arktanyan or one specific elemental pixie idk

i think the battle cats wiki got vandalized again

MI: “great! Oh and if you’ve got any questions about this place…i’ve been here for a while so i’ll probably have an answer!”

{MI: “hmm…" she gets up, stretching and fluttering her wings juuuuust enough to get her slightly off the ground, floating over to kevin, hovering around him slowly for a bit before continuing, "you can stay around here i suppose, if you wish. you don't look particularly dangerous..." }

The game knew what i needed

Oh my fucking god

Chat…should i risk it and go for the 11 draw even though its not guaranteed?

{MI: “so….what brought you to this abandoned town anyways…? You’re aware theres no point to staying…right?” She looked at you confusedly

{MI: “hm…kevin? nice to formally meet you….” She waved, still laying upside down on the beanbag chair

{MI: “mhm…im not really keen on elaborating…” she sighed, and quickly added on, “you never introduced yourself you know…?”}

{MI: "it just brings back some bad memories...and its kinda creepy"}

{MI: "its...more complicated than that..."}

{MI: "...i don't wanna go back there...i have no reason to anyways, everything i this town is abandoned, has been for a few years now..."}

{MI: "ugh....but i'd have to go all the way back to my house to get that, and im not going back there, not to mention the fact i dunno where it'd even be..." she rolled onto her back on the beanbag}

{MI: "...i'd guess so, considering how specific you're being..." she said, still not sounding very awake at all}

{MI: "i suppose...?"}

{MI: “what do you mean? Im being serious…” the moth states, looking curiously towards you}

The big problem with this is i have next to no anti-aku, and getting more anti-aku units is very difficult as there are very few aku targeting units…and yamii as well as Hevijak aren’t very good anti-aku as neither break shields and yamii is just a tank

to get it i need to beat Wicked Axe cat’s stages, and then the “unleashing the cats” stages, then i need to get to the stage where i can get the damn aku catfruit which is limited to a few hours…THREE TIMES