whaaaaaa? i have at least 50 EACH of friends, family, and coworkers. And then there’s celebrities, people around town, and video game characters and so on. I’ve gotta be pushing 1000+? and i’m not even trying

Parm-bee-san? Say when…

One thing about Kash Patel eventually being fired is there’s no way to imagine what his face will look like upon hearing the news.

I can tell if somebody is prejudiced just by looking at them

hi!!! 👋

I didn't think anything. And I never will. Goodbye

i’m sorry. but it won’t stop

lol

came down with a bad case of anal ilia

if i was president and i had <50% approval i would simply do the opposite of everything i was doing

headline: Trump says Iran agrees to hand over ‘nuclear dust’

um.
actually that’s mine.
i need that

eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow, we cream

The DDOS attacks will continue until Jerry is deverified.

gotta keep it in the family

when i was a kid i was doing something nerdy on the computer, and i was getting an error about a “canonical vector degenerate”

i asked my dad if he knew what that meant and he said “i dunno. the Pope’s penis?”

i’ve thought about this once a week for 30 years

if bill maher was a song he’d be every smashmouth song

any smashmouth “song”

l.m.a.o.

buddy of mine said scholars found that Lil Jon was actually saying Hwæt?

oh, so you like the X devs????

no salt

boil for 40 minutes

Please tell me that Keanu Reeves fans call themselves Keanusseurs 🙏🏼

I’m sorry that was really mean i have no idea if your ass is flat

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Adobe tried to come here. Made a single post, got ratioed into oblivion, deleted it, and never posted again.

you can pay them and they will just BRING you food 😮

☝️🤨 um

actually. fine, you do you

large rabbits comfort christ

happy easter

Dreamed last night that there was a “Canadian Easter” that was in early March but the whole thing was goose based instead of bunny

Task Hail Mary