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@flibby.bsky.social #exposed

@flibby.bsky.social that's you in there

Omg do you like my new way of saying "Colfax and Logan" THANKS I just came up with it

Sticks and stones may break my bones which heal rather quickly

But words will haunt my days and nights and make my spirit sickly.

It's an expression. Oh you've never heard it?

Well, it's like they say:

"Expressions are like trees in a forest; just because you haven't heard them all doesn't mean they're not real and made up"

So

I know, but this is a crucial period of my tamagotchi's development, so I really just can't make it today. Thank you for understanding.

Me: -checking my transit app for the next bus-

@maxonemillion.bsky.social: "are you on sniffies?!"

Honestly, putting my Listerine in a dollar store bottle (glass, looks like it can hold ghosts, flip top clasp) was such an upgrade

When I'm paying for my bang trim with my HSA card, do I tip cash? Or? 💳⚕️💇🏽‍♀️💁🏽‍♀️

(Wait weird, I don't have access to blonde emojis anymore‽ Should I get highlights?)

So here you are again experiencing Loss.
'This isn't your first time' you tell yourself
'And what, is that supposed to give me comfort?' you reply

Then after a moment you realize with morbid coziness that it already does in fact.

Human hearts can make a nest anywhere.

It's familiar. Familiar.

...had Favorite Meal again tonight.
Pray for me

*Burgler emoji*

@flibby.bsky.social

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

Had my Favorite Meal last night, and I have been punished 4 times already.

The penjamin, like a crysknife, must be held close to the body (keep it from freezing, melting, clogging) and must be concealed. Taboo to reveal it in some places. When drawn, it must be used before it may be sheathed again.

2 whole minutes? Yeah I don't think so. I guess I'm just much more efficient than you other hoes, I've NEVER had to brush my teeth for two minutes.

God Emeritus

We've known each other for years. I'm so comfortable with you, you've seen the worst and darkest parts of me, and you're still always there for me when I need you. After spending time with you, I always feel like I can take on anything. You're like a douche-nozzle to me 🥹

Flat feet, tight fussy.
High arches, fussy be gaping.

Remember the time before time, when all the world was still a riddle yet to be read from the page, blank beneath God's trembling and hesitating hand?

Pepperidge farm remembers.

My aquarium is lit by a couple different colored lights that I move a little every day so my fish can add astrology to their belief system (I'm their God I assume)

Oh my god no that towering marble sculpture of me is so embarrassing! Destroy it immediately I'm being serious 🫣😝

*changes grindr profile to
"Just Married" *