I too am in an off-nominal orbit

Pancreatic cancer mRNA vaccine shows lasting results in an early trial Scientists caution that more research is needed, but nearly all of the patients who responded to the personalized vaccine are still alive six years later.

We have an apparent cure for most people with pancreatic cancer—a profoundly swift, deadly cancer—and the position of the U.S. government is that it should be banned. This is real fall-of-empire stuff.

AGAINST ALL ODDS, THOSE WHO BELIEVED BLUESKY THAT THE CRASH WAS DUE TO A DDOS

AND THOSE WHO DIDN'T BELIEVE BLUESKY AND WERE SURE IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE AI VIBE CODING

WERE

BOTH

RIGHT

And on this subject you can definitely trust me, a guy who hoards roadkill to eat later, dumps dead bears in parks, and gleefully cuts off whale heads and raccoon junk in front of his kids.

I’m looking for an automated way to read others’s scientific data without giving credit or acknowledgement, and also claim full credit for insights from it. And I want it to have a fitting name

OAI: say no more

Mamdani: If the NYC apartment you keep solely for bi-yearly affairs with your mistress costs over 5 million dollars, you gotta pay more tax

NYPD officer who’s been on disability since 2006 because he stomped too hard on a lady during an arrest and fucked up his ankle: This is a travesty

This is Marty. He played the role of Bruiser in a college production of "Legally Blonde" and nailed every line. Was confused when people were impressed though. What, like it's hard? 14/10 (IG: sirbaldwinandmarty)

Ask your doctor today if you have bixonimania. And if he says yes, get a new doctor

Sorry everyone, my wife asked me to delete the thread because it got too big. I'll let you know the next steps we take, if any. Fuck Target, Fuck Self Checkout, and Fuck AI though. We're exploring options with the lawyer.

You probably think you can't hate Target more than you already do but ....

doordash grandma DoorDash does not have a specific policy for seniors or helping grandparents, as the provided articles do not mention DoorDash's policies or services for seniors. If you have a follow-up question, feel free to let me know. how the fuck do I just search WaPo articles? To search Washington Post articles, you can use the "Ask The Post Al" tool, which is a generative Al tool that provides summary answers and curated results directly to users. If you have a follow-up question, feel free to let me know. I asked. Show me article about "doordash grandma" There is no information about DoorDash and grandma in the provided articles. If you have a follow-up question, feel free to let me know.

WaPo website replaced search with AI and it's going great

A government agency shouldn’t promote religious messages—period.

When officials invoke scripture, they exclude millions who don’t share those beliefs. Government must serve everyone equally, not endorse religion.

Patriotism doesn’t require piety.

Rabbit season, duck season YouTube video by sadegh sepehri

🐰🇮🇷 Close the Strait!

🦆🇺🇸 Open the Strait!

🐰🇮🇷 Close the Strait!

🦆🇺🇸 Open the Strait!

🐰🇮🇷 Open the Strait! 🤭

🦆🇺🇸 Close the Strait!

🐰🇮🇷 Open the Strait!

🦆🇺🇸 Close the Strait! Look, I say we're closing the Strait, and that's final! Don't try to talk me out of it! 🤡

Be careful, there is AI slop "enhanced" imagery of the Orion capsule floating around that show extreme damage to the capsule and heat shield. Unless it's on NASA official channels, don't believe it.

Disappointment.

Chicago White Sox post on X: "you wanted them, you're ALL getting one" "POPE HATS FOR EVERYONE @ RATE FIELD" Photo of a Chicago White Sox player in a pope hat.

👀 this is fantastic #Pope promotion from the Chicago #WhiteSox and a pretty poignant statement for the time we are in.

This is so good.

YES, A FAILED IMPEACHMENT MEANS REPUBLICANS APPROVE OF TRUMP'S CONDUCT. THAT'S THE WHOLE REASON TO DO IT

ICE thugs kidnapped & deported 2 Durham Public School students—aged 6 & 11

I know someone whose grand-kid goes to a DPS school & the kid is seeing a therapist because they’re suffering severe anxiety *about their school friends being kidnapped*

ICE can’t be “reformed”

www.wral.com/news/local/s...

oh, this is very important to know!!

Happy Confederate Surrender Day to all who celebrate. Lee was a treasonous slaver and failure.

Before you criticize somebody, walk a mile in their shoes.

If you still want to criticize them, do so, because you will be a mile away from them and have their shoes.

As the father of a middle schooler I have seen the rebellion against AI forming there — even using “that’s AI, bro,” not indicating something is literally AI, but that something is metaphorically so — it’s sus, it’s bullshit, it’s bad weird

"This is what you get when you elect Republicans."

Every Dem within 100 feet of a camera needs to be saying this repeatedly.

Every time we elect Republicans, we get dumbass wars, tax cuts for rich people, and financial crises. Every time.

Fucking say it!

Deeply relieved that the bombs will stop—for now.

But threatening the destruction of an entire civilization has repercussions.

Republicans must call Congress back NOW, pass a war powers resolution, & stop this unauthorized war.

And Trump must be removed from office immediately.

Trump went from making insane genocidal threats this morning to hyping the “golden age” of Iran hours later, and he received no concessions in between. He’s an absolute basket case who needs to be removed from power before he follows through on one of his mass murder fantasies.

Donald Trump must be removed from office for threatening war crimes and genocide.

Speaker Johnson: bring the House back into session.

Invoking the 25th Amendment and impeachment must be on the table, but Congress should also move on a War Powers resolution to stop Trump.

remember when Donald Trump was only going to shoot one person in the middle of fifth avenue