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Posts by nerys 🌠

if I could like the way my stomach looked id be literally unstoppable

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all workplaces love to be "your mental health matters" right up until it's "all time off must be approved by the big boss, so, ya know..." 🫩

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it's a good friday, maam

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it's a good friday, maam

2 weeks ago 7 2 2 0

Fix Your Heart Or Die isn't a suggestion its a command

3 weeks ago 27 12 1 0

how do the weeaboo reproduce

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Help!

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accidentally swapped "-philia" in for "-lalia" while talking to a beautiful coworker so I really gotta end it

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

saw my own foot and said Damn

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me looking cunty in a Seeking Derangements t shirt rolled up to my tits

me looking cunty in a Seeking Derangements t shirt rolled up to my tits

32 year old transsexual STUNS in old photograph

2 months ago 5 1 1 0
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me looking cunty in a Seeking Derangements t shirt rolled up to my tits

me looking cunty in a Seeking Derangements t shirt rolled up to my tits

32 year old transsexual STUNS in old photograph

2 months ago 5 1 1 0
editing gamer name
"Gamer name already in use. How about FacialRefusal114?"

editing gamer name "Gamer name already in use. How about FacialRefusal114?"

gamer name taken, how about LoadsRefused69?

2 months ago 5 1 1 0

the year is 2079

we're all watching hyper-shows on our infraVisors

todd howard places a reference to ella purnell in the upcoming Fallout 5

4 months ago 1 0 0 0

this is why I only trust Smart Pipe™️ with my anus print

4 months ago 1 0 0 0

swallowed rank pip

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goggles over here was just asking questions and then..... oh god

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local idiot Bottles about to get a spell in the neck from Gruntilda (Banjo Tooie opening cutscene)

local idiot Bottles about to get a spell in the neck from Gruntilda (Banjo Tooie opening cutscene)

banjo tooie posting

5 months ago 3 0 1 0

Help!

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rip in peace Scaroline

5 months ago 2 0 0 0
the monster fuck saga parts 1-10, 2.25 hours long

the monster fuck saga parts 1-10, 2.25 hours long

my favorite Halloween tradition, a full listen through;

swamp thing?!?!!?

5 months ago 4 0 0 1

the most beautiful words an employee can read are "Breast augmentation is considered medically necessary, and therefore covered, ..." 😍

5 months ago 4 0 0 0
red Pikmin with Chinatown ticket on its forehead

red Pikmin with Chinatown ticket on its forehead

forget it Olimar, it's

5 months ago 3 0 0 0

Help!

5 months ago 32 13 1 0
nintendogs dog competition bulk hates congratulations on estrogen injection

nintendogs dog competition bulk hates congratulations on estrogen injection

finally did my EXTREMELY overdue injection

6 months ago 6 0 1 0
"ZEON" graffiti

"ZEON" graffiti

EARTHERS GO HOME, says my subway car this morning

6 months ago 2 0 0 0

man robbing a bank in new york to pay for his partner’s genetic engineering so they can fulfill their dream of becoming an astronaut. he’s outside the building riling up the crowd yelling “Gattaca! Gattaca! Gattaca!”

7 months ago 298 47 11 3

Twin Peaks bank manager Dell Mibler OBLITERATED by this one trick

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no no silksong is great .. i just didn’t expect it to be catholic

7 months ago 9 2 0 0
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who cares we already got the first VVVVVV game years ago

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me in animal crossing deluxe, with the hd texture pack installed, staring thru an aquarium tank with a froggy on top and some other wet animals in frame

me in animal crossing deluxe, with the hd texture pack installed, staring thru an aquarium tank with a froggy on top and some other wet animals in frame

stares at you as you scroll by

8 months ago 5 0 0 0