if I could like the way my stomach looked id be literally unstoppable

all workplaces love to be "your mental health matters" right up until it's "all time off must be approved by the big boss, so, ya know..." 🫩

it's a good friday, maam

it's a good friday, maam

Fix Your Heart Or Die isn't a suggestion its a command

how do the weeaboo reproduce

Help!

accidentally swapped "-philia" in for "-lalia" while talking to a beautiful coworker so I really gotta end it

saw my own foot and said Damn

me looking cunty in a Seeking Derangements t shirt rolled up to my tits

32 year old transsexual STUNS in old photograph

me looking cunty in a Seeking Derangements t shirt rolled up to my tits

32 year old transsexual STUNS in old photograph

editing gamer name "Gamer name already in use. How about FacialRefusal114?"

gamer name taken, how about LoadsRefused69?

the year is 2079

we're all watching hyper-shows on our infraVisors

todd howard places a reference to ella purnell in the upcoming Fallout 5

this is why I only trust Smart Pipe™️ with my anus print

swallowed rank pip

goggles over here was just asking questions and then..... oh god

local idiot Bottles about to get a spell in the neck from Gruntilda (Banjo Tooie opening cutscene)

banjo tooie posting

Help!

rip in peace Scaroline

the monster fuck saga parts 1-10, 2.25 hours long

my favorite Halloween tradition, a full listen through;

swamp thing?!?!!?

the most beautiful words an employee can read are "Breast augmentation is considered medically necessary, and therefore covered, ..." 😍

red Pikmin with Chinatown ticket on its forehead

forget it Olimar, it's

Help!

nintendogs dog competition bulk hates congratulations on estrogen injection

finally did my EXTREMELY overdue injection

"ZEON" graffiti

EARTHERS GO HOME, says my subway car this morning

man robbing a bank in new york to pay for his partner’s genetic engineering so they can fulfill their dream of becoming an astronaut. he’s outside the building riling up the crowd yelling “Gattaca! Gattaca! Gattaca!”

Twin Peaks bank manager Dell Mibler OBLITERATED by this one trick

no no silksong is great .. i just didn’t expect it to be catholic

who cares we already got the first VVVVVV game years ago

me in animal crossing deluxe, with the hd texture pack installed, staring thru an aquarium tank with a froggy on top and some other wet animals in frame

stares at you as you scroll by