no one asking me anything what da hell

working on that i can be your devil or your angle thing

😐

wait i was just saying this

miranda:
charlotte:
samantha:
carrie: big is jorking to peanits

es-tu woke

being a bartender who gets home before 2am on a friday is so special

in my living room listening to frou frou drinking a bibicletta with my weener out yassss

handy from bf so good i said “mamma mia”

j’adore

completely scandalized every time i open this app

what if the west loop was just a bad dream

chicago january really kicking my ass nevertheless i persist

xmas eve vibes…… perhaps more to come

photos from lockdown :)

calling off work because i’m so congested that my face looks like this

i’m concerned that the united CEO assassin is getting more attention than me

guess who has The Cold That Never Goes Away

apologies to the group of “dolls night!” coded gay boys who had to endure it

showed up to work today and created a vibe that was sooooooo unique, odd, and unsettling

i know it’s trite to complain about this show’s premature cancellation but

wicked color-grading discourse inspiring yet another pushing daisies rewatch 👍

GUY NAMED LIKE "THE SQUAT TO PISS MOTHERFUCKER": Led Zeppelin only has songs named "Stairway to My House" or "Stairway to My Friend's House". These guys just love going on the stairs.

BLUESKY USER SINCE NOV 2024: That's not true. That's not true. That's not FUCKING TRUE. That's not FUCKING TRUE.

report back!! i had a ball with it

are me and my gay boyfriend with exquisite taste the only people enjoying “the franchise” on max

major….

like why are they playing the stan video right now