Alex sits across from a woman at a table who reads from pamphlet "OK, so the rules of this game are: 1. players move around the baord in a counter-clockwise fashion..." Alex thinks to herself "this board game woman is tedious, but her dating profile indicates she's a real freak in bed." Her expression remains placid as the speech bubble containing the endless rules recited by the board game woman collapse Alex's face. Later in the boudoir, Alex is in fetish gear with the board game woman who says "alright, let's do this." She then picks up a pamphlet and reads "the rules of this are: 1 players move around the board in a counter-clockwise..."

An edited "why not take a break?" pop message from the game Wii Sports, reading "Why not go jerk off? You can pause the game by pressing +."

gay comics, y'all

gay comics about HELL, PURGATORY & HEAVEN

would be weird not to support this, right ?

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

im in the pussy like [TRASH CAN KNOCKS OVER] [SCOOBY DOO RUNNING NOISE] [CAT SCREECH] [TRAIN HORN] [SLIDE WHISTLE]

we need a Boss Baby of the Left

Frank Herbert's Dune

Owwkayy dayyuuuudddd

A black, pink, and grey cover. The title is YOU’RE NO BETTER by Andrew Joseph White, written in scratchy text. The background is a shattered mirror with grey images - a man on the phone, a man drinking, an injured young woman - as a feminine trans boy in a school uniform kneels and looks at his bloody hands. There are crime scene photos on the floor at his feet.

YOU’RE NO BETTER cover reveal!!

My YA thriller about an autistic trans boy struggling w/ the legacy of his serial killer father in the age of true crime… is HERE!! (Check out the link for more!)

Thank you to @egallagher.bsky.social for another amazing piece 💕

bloody-disgusting.com/exclusives/3...

this is 100% exactly what using a bidet for the first time is like

Backed so fast the web page made a noise like me hitting a punching bag

they. keep. asking. for. copy. about. dice

Illustration. A woman holding her phone says "Oh Charlotte, you know anime. My son's dressing up as one for Halloween, see if you know the character..." I, sat at my desk typing, turn to face her, saying "Sure let me see-" In a thought bubble next to my head are some cool anime guys like Goku and that guy with the blindfold from Jujutsu Kaisen. Close-up on the phone, it's an amazon listing for an Astolfo cosplay. Like, Astolfo the trans woman from Fate/Apocrypha. Crop top, skirt and all. I look at this image with an expression of shock, shakily uttering "y.. yeah, i know that one...."

Actual thing that happened at work today
#chipwisemanart

Alien, 1979. (Directed by Ridley Scott)

remember how politicians and journos just lied and lied and lied about trans healthcare and created the space for doubt by talking constantly about the need for clarity as if the science weren’t settled already

George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.”

Holy smokes, just saw that @pcgamer.com covered the Palestine games charity bundle too!!! Thank you so much for the coverage!! ❤️

www.pcgamer.com/games/you-ca...

This is an entire one page RPG called It Didn't Say Anywhere In The Rules That A Dog COULDN'T Play Basketball. You can download a text-only version of it here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/it-didnt-say-in-136764500

Thirty years ago, that dog beat you at basketball.

Now it's back to ruin your second wedding.

It Didn't Say Anywhere In The Rules That A Dog COULDN'T Play Basketball is this month's comedy horror one-page TTRPG.

PDFs, text-only version and "design notes" here: www.patreon.com/posts/it-did...

oh so ur excited for europa universalis 5? you might also enjoy gay sex

This is now my standard set of authorial disclaimers: 1) No, not everything in my fiction is something I want/believe. 2) No, that sex scene isn't gratuitous, and that's not what "gratuitous" means. 3) No, I cannot stop people from blowing up the moon.

Undefeated strategy:

hot girls going through it summer

a cool thing all of us who get humble bundle emails can do: shit right in their email marketing metrics by opening this e-mail and clicking the unsubscribe link at the bottom. email marketers see how many unsubscribes they get from specific emails. make this a problem for them :)

a moment in time

Zinnia, Valley's Voice {U}{R}{W} Legendary Creature — Bird Bard Flying Zinnia gets +X/+0, where X is the number of other creatures you control with base power 1. Creature spells you cast have offspring {2}. (You may pay an additional {2} as you cast a creature spell. If you do, when that creature enters, create a 1/1 token copy of it.)

Sonic the Hedgehog {1}{U}{R}{W} Legendary Creature — Hedgehog Warrior Haste Gotta Go Fast — Whenever Sonic the Hedgehog attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with flash or haste. Whenever a creature you control with flash or haste is dealt damage, create a tapped Treasure token.

Oh important MTG tech

If you put Sonic in your Zinnia deck, you can make Sonic pregnant