If a river was liquor and I was a duck, I would swim my way down and drink my way up. But river ain’t a liquor and we ain’t motherfucking ducks, so let’s take these shots and get fucked up.

A man tell me last weekend that life begins at 40

My leg hurting bad isc got me waking lime the penguin

Young nigga got the block got my bruddas dem call me loose

Dem vex cause the Chief don’t mix up like tea bags water and sugar to make tea

After God… fear women

Vacant lots

All who know me know my answer

I having fun with my child mother. Two hosue down fun with my neighbor

If some of you people had brains you would be dangerous

bachelorswithhonoursincomputerscience HOW GREEDY🙅🏾‍♂️🙅🏾‍♂️🙅🏾‍♂️

Canada goose fur. I’m so cold brr. Back to school shopping I just bought a ruler

Shots leave ya body looking like ya doing yoga!

Allegedly I have a way with words

ITS COOL WHEN THEY DO IT. ITS A PROBLEM WHEN I DO IT

It be hard to understand me cause my jaw keep locking

Nosotros somos banditos

Soy el fuego que arde tu piel. Soy el agua que mata tu sed

Sick inna we head betta yet we born dunce

V6 pon di toll and it cya stop

Bowser or nothing.

Whole time I’m living inside her.

You can’t day drink unless you start in the morning

There are so many absolutely gorgeous women in Barbados

I knew that perk was fake but I still ate it cause I’m a gremlin

Note to self: use this app instead.

#raceweek

If people go to a Chinese restaurant they’re expecting Chinese food. So give the people what they came for type shit.

If she laughs at your jokes she will moan at your strokes