When Trump dies I assume his cabinet will be ritually killed and buried along with him.

Why doesn't Trump blame Biden for the assassination attempt back in 2024? Because Trump knows who planned the whole thing.

Barbara Hambly is great. BTW Agatha Christie did write a husband/wife team called Tommy & Tuppence. But no vampires in that.

This must be like NFL draft day for weather nerds

He must be planning to empty some banks because that's a new accusation/projection to me.

Someone should open a facility for "memory care" and call it Executive Time.

They really want you to know it's about Space. They say "space" 4 times on the cover.

Staff is pouring over the Bible to find a passage without any foreign-sounding names.

So all the years of the church covering up for pedophile priests wasn't a problem, but the pope looks cross-eyed at Trump and THAT'S the moral dealbreaker for Hannity?

Including Jefferson Davis

In the new MAGA version, Clark hurls her into the sun.

Not in my house. It is rated high! And my grandmother's banana pudding was the best.

Those DC guys in the 50s-60s were straight-up nuts.

He was a genuinely nice guy. I walked up to him in the hotel bar at a World Fantasy Con to say I enjoyed his work and he immediately said, "Sit down. Have a beer." He didn't know me from Adam.

"Strait of Hormuz" is like your safe word with your broker.

Followed by "No. I'm sorry, man. I love you, man. I love you. You're so great. I'm so sorry. oh man. I don't feel so good."

To be fair, Scott Bessent is a profound buffoon who pretends policy isn't the last thought to bubble out of Trump's brainstem every few minutes.

Trump soon: "Martin Luther is a guy whose work I hear people talking about more and more these days. The loser Pope doesn't want you to know about him. He is the "hottest" guy working out there unlike the "failed" Catholic Church."

Time for a Charles in Charge reboot starring Jason Statham

Siri, give me a definition of price gouging.

I agree. I've done a lot of work-for-hire, but ultimately you've got to own the character or the press; otherwise you're expendable.

I made a joke once that Trump would seize the gold bullion in Ft. Knox and make a colossus of himself astride Washington DC. This is close, but we still have time.

I read early Alpha Flight but stopped after a year or so. It wasn't bad, just depressing. Every character seemed miserable, resentful, or in pain. Art was good. Plots ok. Maybe I should re-visit, but I remember it being relentlessly joyless.

Hey smarty pants scientists, if humans and dinosaurs didn't live at the same time, explain this!

It's Clobberin' Time -- Ben 3:16

large angry bear attacks Nazi officers

My favorite Norem. Not Marvel, but c'mon, an angry bear killing Nazis!

I hope he has the army on his side. We'll see how far he'll go in attacking corrupt military officers.

That's why he has doormen on his buildings. To keep out people who go to corner stores.

Trump has plans for the underground complex beneath the White House ballroom.

Hard to beat Tomb of Dracula, but Colan was great on DD and his Iron Man in Tales of Suspense is fantastic.