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Here's another dark possibility. Netanyahu can't be happy with this ten-point deal. So, what if he continues to lob a few missiles into Iran to goad them into responding with missiles of their own and thereby force Trump's hand?

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Other possibility is he unilaterally announced a cease fire hoping Iran will honor it and allow ships through the Strait of Hormuz. If not, he blames them for breaking a cease fire they never agreed to and starts bombing anyway, but with his typical denials of responsibility.

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There's an outside possibility that Trump's 2-week cease-fire announcement is just a ruse to get Iranians to abandon their human circles around their bridges and power plants so that he can move forward with the bombing campaign without killing civilians. Time will tell. #iranwar #Trump #Taco

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People keep talking about the possibility of US boots on the ground in Iran. Gang, they ARE there. I guarantee you we have special forces and CIA teams running covert op missions right now. Not tens of thousands. But certainly a few dozen are already there. You have to be naive to think otherwise.

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You want to know what IS funny? That you were too uninformed to read my profile and learn that I am a FORMER SNL writer. You are complaining to a guy who had as much input into the show now as you do.

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Sen. Whitehouse to uncover connections between Trump, Russia, and Epstein. YouTube video by Senator Sheldon Whitehouse

48 minutes long but well worth the time. Sen. Whitehouse lays out many of the Epstein-Trump-Russia connections very clearly.

www.youtube.com/live/ylvTFvJ...

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What part of $90 a barrel oil, 90,000 lost jobs, a new Middle East war, and a spike in inflation is making America great again?

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Trump and Rubio assumed Iran would fold again like they did last summer. But Iran now realizes that folding last summer after an unprovoked attack was an existential mistake. They simply cannot do that again and maintain their self-respect as a nation. Trump miscalculated badly.

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Do you think FIFA will revoke his peace prize

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I just want CNN to stop qualifying every Epstein story about Trump with, "Let's be clear, he hasn't been accused of any criminal activity." He has been accused. He hasn't been cleared.

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I just want CNN to stop qualifying every Epstein story about Trump with, "Let's be clear, he hasn't been accused of any criminal activity." He has been accused. He hasn't been cleared.

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Trump claimed he hadn't spoken to Jeffrey Epstein since 2004. But here is an email from 2018 wherein Epstein claims he was asked for 3 names to replace Steven Mnuchin. Everything Donald says is a lie.

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I just want CNN to stop qualifying every Epstein story about Trump with, "Let's be clear, he hasn't been accused of any criminal activity." He has been accused. He hasn't been cleared.

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I just want CNN to stop qualifying every Epstein story about Trump with, "Let's be clear, he hasn't been accused of any criminal activity." He has been accused. He hasn't been cleared.

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I did write for SNL, so it's not inaccurate. My profile makes that very clear.

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I no longer write for SNL. Sorry I can't be of help.

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If you'd read my profile, you'd see that I no longer write for SNL. Sorry to disappoint.

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Videos Show Moments in Which Agents Killed a Man in Minneapolis Federal authorities said the slain man, Alex Pretti, had approached agents with a gun. But videos show Mr. Pretti was holding his phone, not a weapon, when they pulled him to the ground.

Videos verified by The New York Times show Alex Jeffrey Pretti, the man federal agents shot and killed in Minneapolis on Saturday, was holding a phone, not a gun, when the agents took him to the ground and shot him. In total, at least 10 shots appear to have been fired within five seconds.

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And tonight all the main news broadcasts in america will not even mention that their president is unhinged, demented and clearly unfit to lead anything at all. They are so afraid of the truth.

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This country thought they were electing Sonny Corleone. What they got was Fredo.

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My holiday wish... ๐Ÿ“˜๐Ÿ“š#booksky @booksky.bsky.social

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A not too distant future?

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Why "by Thanksgiving"? To coincide with a huge Epstein doc dump, Iโ€™m betting. In Trump's warped mind he can bury the Epstein revelations over the holiday weekend with a so-called "historic peace deal."

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A headline worthy of SNL's Jim Downey. We are living in bizarro world.

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Immature? Sure. But if he can post the sombrero and sh*tbomb memes, we can post this.

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White House Scraps Cash Payments for Delayed or Canceled Flights

Direct kickback to the airline industry for them lobbying to end the shutdown with a clean CR.

White House Scraps Cash Payments for Delayed or Canceled Flights www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/t...

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Please help me compile a list of Dem politicians and other political pros who are on record as saying the shutdown fold was a bad move. I know these were angry:
Bernie Sanders
Elizabeth Warren
AOC
Chris Murphy
Ro Khanna
Please help with more names. Governors, ex-office holders, political analysts.

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From CNN: "They believe that Democrats have an upper hand on... health care and that a separate health care vote will spotlight the differences between the two parties, even though it has little chance of becoming law." So, they did this just to get a SYMBOLIC VOTE they know they'll lose?! SMH!

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