Game night with gay dudes of a certain age:

“Let me use your phone flashlight”

“I need my readers”

Throwback Thursday post because the gorgeous @thewestopher.bsky.social just celebrated his 50th birthday! Wish him a happy one in the comments!

Pit stop!

Quote with your pit pics 💪🏼

pic by @johnmarphoto.bsky.social

Moody lighting while wearing a body cage

Hi I turned 50 today 🩷✨

WE ARE CHECKING ALL ROLLING BAGS!!

yah that didn’t hold things up at all

They keep screaming at everyone on this Alaska flight to move their asses and get sat so we can take off - but there’s a line to the door still. YOU HAVE 90 SECONDS BEFORE THIS FLIGHT IS LATE
lol girl you started boarding 10 minutes late

San Fran Delores park panoramic view

Easter Sunday at Delores park

Selfie at Muir Woods

Big trees at Muir Woods

First time at Muir Woods today 🪾

a gray and white cat is sitting on the floor looking at the camera . Alt: a gray and white cat is sitting on the floor looking giving the camera a side eye

Me, reading this at 49

It’s honestly so annoying like don’t you want to be there already

This lil twink in front of me isn’t wearing underwear and his ass is EATING his sweats … I’m like 😅😅

9oz servicing of wines

Do you want 6oz or 9?

Sir. How dare you

Airport bar: Guy beside me pissed bc his flight was delayed; he’s like, “I’m gonna go rent a car. I’ll just drive there…”
Then he ordered two shots, slammed them down and left

I put mine under a pillow - it actually helps unless I’ve done a gummy and forget what I’ve done

I’m high strung so I travel panic. However I’ve made it on my shuttle. The first major hurdle is a relief! I’ll be able to fully breathe once I pass security

If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses 🤓🥸

I have to get teeny tiny everything for my trip. I’m so used to packing my car for Mexico. I forgot when you fly you have to bring itty bitty personal items

Doing my best ..!!

One can dream… ⚡️

Now available: music video ho services

At that awkward moment of the day where I think I’ve accomplished everything I’m supposed to do? Uhm now what

Someone should invent meta blocker glasses which scramble the wearers image and audio

I only see vision and dental discounts 👀
But I haven’t checked it all out yet

omg my AARP card arrived 💀

Wow the fourth season of Barry really pissed me off

I need someone on Google Maps to translate walking distance into supersonic gay speed

Mirror selfie with fresh haircut, side part with a 1 clip on the sides that fade into my beard

Feelin’ spicy

The spicy chicken nuggets from TJs are top tier 🤌🏼✨

Mmm Taco Bell 🥰

This may be old news to many of you, but I just learned today that if you want to get rid of the AI overview or responses in search: Enter your query, then put -ai