Way to spoil a decent phone

Fortunately "I'm old enough to be your grandmother" doesn't yet have that status so you could use that instead

If the victim is bludgeoned in the office with a notebook and stabbed with a pen we know who to blame

For those of us who like the look but hate the software.

An android iPhone 🤪

I guess Elon Musk is bored

O piss off

Sadly the robots have already figured this out and will stop farming oranges for us and making papers cups before they start killing us.

That is why I said SOME of the victims perhaps close reading is not your forte

As are mine, survivors are victims too. You seem too bent out of shape by hatred to understand that.

Was a victim

Dr Pepper Cream Swirl 🤢🤮

How strange that the only groups in danger of doing that are some of the victims (Israel) and two of the prosecutors (USA and Russia)

Can someone show Heinz how to make cans that stack properly?

Or do they assume they are so expensive no one is going to be able to afford to stack them?

Bigoted Christians should be nailed to a cross.

You really don't need the "other than Nazi Germany"

And his water recovered too

Only an idiot* would stand with Starmer

*Maybe Angela Rayner would but only to stab him in the back.

I need it, feel like I've committed a crime against humanity 😱

Pandering to the Brexit nutters it seems.

I think you mean mudtraps

Of course not, although he sometimes applies it with a trowel

In English not philosophese please 😜

I prefer the version where they just terminate him 🤪

I have about five little libraries within walking distance and an Oxfam book shop that gets books from students and profs at the three or four local universities

I am seriously ill.

I just went in a bookshop and didn't buy any books 😱

This is why the defence of "justifiable homicide" exists.

I enjoy listening to the bagpipes but even I would draw the line at having a neighbour practising all day.

Musk would be permanently shadowed by slap drones in The Culture, assuming the Minds didn't get pissed enough to sick Special Circumstances on him to bring a permanent end to his mischief.

He's the only person to ever read LoTR and think Sauron was the hero.